Two Bitches, one Plate, and a pile of dicks.

Modern day “two birds one stone” but with a twist to spruce it up.

Can I share with you, Two Bitches, one Plate, and a pile of dicks.

by B-rizzy June 23, 2021

CT Piledriver

1. Must be performed in Connecticut. When you are having anal sex and you take out your penis and walk back a couple of feet, then you slap your partner with said penis and t-bag them as they lay on the ground until you break their nose. Then when they bleed you shit on their chest and ejaculate on their face(usually their hair or eyes.)

Oh dude me and Jenny where totally get it on until i laid her with my CT Piledriver. She was out cold. I left brah.

Text from Jill: John i just woke up from your CT Piledriver, again next Friday?

by Tilly M. June 6, 2010

Sumerian Piledriver

When a man has explosive diarrhea into a turkey vultures beak/mouth. The turkey vulture is then electrocuted and skull-fucked by a wooly mammoth. afterwards, the wooly mammoth is usually enraged to a point of impossible rage and proceeds to stampede the man and bust a galloon of sperm in his face. This is know as the Sumerian Piledriver

i was watching a wild zoo porno when out of nowhere a wooly mammoth performed a perfect sumerian piledriver.

by Spiderpig77 January 4, 2010

pikey kiss

A pikey kiss is when you light your cigarette on someone else's whilst both holding the cigarettes in your mouths.

Me and George did a pikey kiss the other day.

Aww, my lighter just broke, mind doing a pikey kiss?

by mollymollymolly27 December 16, 2008

Pile it on a Cracker

An innuendo used in the town of Jacksonville, Florida. Used usually around thanksgiving time. When used correctly there is a slight emphasis at the end of the phrase on the word "cracker".

" Jaime and that girl look like there hitting it off, he is gonna pile it on a cracker tonight"

"She better be careful with those cream cheese stains"

by That's what! Cheese head! December 3, 2009

Pieyes

When you are drunk, everything you see looks like a Pie.

Person 1: Hey! I can see a pie!

Person 2: Hey! So can I!

Person 3: (you are so drunk you Pieyes people)

by Monsterwoman June 3, 2010

steamer pile on

It is when you and your co-workers decide to drop dueces into one bowl, and to never flush it all day long.

Hey, wanna piss off the janitor with a steamer pile on?

by Mark the Spark September 24, 2008