Poontang Patty

A female who like to be licked more than screwed

Poontang Patty loved to go into the back seat with any guy at the Drive In, as long as they ate her not her popcorn

by Rory O'Doul January 5, 2026

Poontang Violence

Whips and chain, Knots and claims, nothing filled the definition and scope of the poontag violence that fits the uncultured and unhinged experimentation of the Aussie drunken Poontang Violence.

"he and her caused themselves so much Poontang Violence, that they both had Ugg boots on both legs in 40 Degree heat.

by bithesbeaussie January 16, 2026

I-Phoot

When your I-Phone autocompletes a word in a text or status update that was unintended, usually with embarassing consequences.

guy to girl: Sorry about that last text, I guess I really stuck my I-Phoot in my mouth.

by Cottie July 15, 2010

pineapple poontang

The act of eating pineapple while licking a woman’s genitals. Giving her a tingling feeling on her lower parts.

Yo, we should buy some pineapple! I wanted to give Jenna the pineapple poontang later tonight.

by Newbie squid licker January 22, 2024

Elephants Phoot

A way of describing how poor your joke was.

Another way of saying 'stinky feet'.

"Your joke was Elephants Phoot"
"You have Elephants Phoot"

by Radiationtastesn1ce January 30, 2024