Triple Under Performing

Triple Under Performing, is when your below the lowest guy, your worse than even the guy that did nothing.

56% of your salespeople are triple under performing.... Might as well fire them!

by aim alytics February 17, 2010

Sloppy seconds period

Refers to the period in which one may perform any sensual act without being badgered about getting another's sloppy seconds. This period differs from person to person, to group of people.

Guy 1: Dude, I just made out with Angela
Guy2: Aww man, you just got all of Josh's sloppy seconds
Guy1: No mufuckah, the Sloppy seconds period has been up. they broke up a month and a half ago.

by magicman9516 October 20, 2011

2-D period

When a period is light enough that it only produces a very liquified waste; the viscosity of a 2-D period is extremely thin

Boy: "Hey how's your period?"
Girl: "Light enough that we can have sex, it's only a 2-D period"

by ShortStuff801 April 18, 2015

the annoying period

another way to spell the 19th century because as a time period it was rather boring with people changing sides left and right and generally acting like scaredy cats but like less intelligent

A: tomorrow we have a thesis on the annoying period and i feel like we i didnt learn enough

by LongTimeAGreenValley December 10, 2019

Period

When you are honorably discharged from the uterine navy. It happens more ofter than you think.

Friend: Why are you crying?
Me: THERE IS A WHOLE IN MY SOCK!! *cries*
Friend: Period?

Me: Period.

(P.S. Maybe period can be our always.)

by Booty_observer January 12, 2015

Perform the Flag Salute

A sexual act performed with a prostitute. Typically done in Monte Carlo after a night of gambling.

I put my last few francs down on a prostitute
Who took me up to her room to perform the flag salute

by Excitable Boy_1024 November 30, 2020

period pals

Lesbians.

Coming from the theory that women who live together will eventually come into a menstrual harmony and go through their cycle at the same time.

Sam: "Them two behind the bar! They've been together years now. Bloody period pals, i'm tellin' ya!"

by Jeffrey Douglas February 7, 2007