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dusty turd pencil

The name of an old mans penis who loves anal sex, while living in a nursing home.
My grandpa got his dusty turd pencil too close to a CNA and now he is banned from the nursing home.
by DirtyTesla69 June 15, 2017
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draws like a pencil

It means you get a smooth drag from a smoking apparatus usually weed related the term was used by Kyle Gass in the movie Tenacious D in the pick of destiny as he took a fine toke of the Bong of Destiny
Jack: how does your new pipe hit dude? Kyle: its so smooth bro it draws like a pencil
by ReeferEnthusiast April 5, 2015
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Death by mechanical pencil!

It is when you grab a mechanical pencil of any sort and threaten someone with it verbally, or just wield it like a madman
by Kaylathecat8 June 7, 2018
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Pencil Sharpening Day

Pencil Sharpening Day is an international Holiday, taking place on October 27th, which was recently popularized by the Youtuber cs188.

While the true origin of this annual holiday is unknown, experts believe that it originated in the middle ages, when feathers that were used to write bibles were thrown onto a pile and then were all sharpened on pencil sharpening day.

There is also rumored to be another Pencil Sharpening Day in November, which could not be confirmed, though.
Woohoo! It's pencil sharpening day! Hahahaha!
by RacerN2O December 7, 2016
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Pens Pencils down

This here is the phrase Satan said when God and all his angels tried to stop him. this is the phrase that echoes through hell over the screams of all villains. This is the phrase that had the dinosaurs go extinct. This here, this very phrase, is the reason people cannot hear such high frequencies.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
Class: *chatting normally while the teacher does her thing*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...

No, you miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
by anonymous May 14, 2018
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red colored pencil

When a women doesn't want to say she is on her period. This is the code word for: I'm on my period, don't mess with me!

Coloring is a perfect noun-that is used when you use this term.
Don't mess with Christy, she is coloring with her red colored pencil today, and being a total BY-otch!

Angela: I don't feel like swimming today, I am coloring with my red-colored pencil until Friday, and NOT in the mood.
by ChefLadyLeo August 3, 2012
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Grey Pencil Creations

The best YouTuber ever. She doesn't clickbait at all. She's part of the object show community. Subscribe to her now!
I watch Grey Pencil Creations on YouTube!
by BTAUrbanDictionary September 24, 2020
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