Paralyzed

The worst possible situation a person can be in.

"Du er paralyzed og du vil aldrig gå igen"

by The Paralyser April 20, 2018

parflefanny

Another way of saying spank you

Parflefanny

by Clittickler9000 June 2, 2018

Parallel Parkinson’s

A terrible parallel parker or someone with Parkinson’s giving a double handjob.

That hot chick at the party gave my best friend and I the best Parallel Parkinson’s!

by Sundiegan July 17, 2018

Padula

A wonderful person with a huge family and good genes.
They are always helpful and sometimes rude but they make up for their kindness and generosity.

The padulas are really nice people to be with
They gave me some chocolate cake the other day!

by SKINNYPENIS123 November 13, 2018

Parallel Suckage

Adjective

1. When you and a friend are both having "Sucky" days and are not together to endure the "Suck".

2. Being in the same room or ajacent to another person getting a blow job and climaxing at the same time.

1. Person 1: "I just shit my pants in front of everyone at work"

Person 2: "Same dude! This sucks!"

Person 1: "Looks like another day of parallel suckage!"

Person 2: "Seems like it! Brb need to go change."

2. Person 1: "Yo dude you getting dick sucked?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, this is the best head I've had in years!"

Person 1: "Nice!"

by SilverTortilla December 1, 2018

Parallax

When someone opens a single car window and you can hear the wind vibration.

The problem can only be solved by opening another window.

"That's parallax" - Dad

by dcz September 14, 2019

paralyzed pussy

Paralyzed pussy: the female version of blue balls.

“Tony from tinder left me with a paralyzed pussy after he busted only 4 strokes in. I had to use a vibrator to finish myself off after he left.”

by Squinty October 13, 2019