A Discreet Brown Package is discreet so that others will not know what you have ordered but it has become very obvious.
by @anonymous3209 March 27, 2021
Get the Discreet Brown Package mug.A very good computer company. Unlike what most people say, HP constantly provides what you paided for. Now HP cry babies will come along and yell about how their top of the line system sucks because it ain't so top of the line anymore. Blame the company because you can't spend $50 a month to keep it up-to-date.
Further more, Computer Illiterate people will come along and claim that the machine is making strange noises, or that it is too slow. Guess what... it is called a damn virus you idiots. Spyware Aware and probally half of your porn collection is wormed. Heck, torrent downloads have a 5:1 chance of containing trojans and you probally STILL don't have Alcohol 120%.
The Majority of hardware issues are caused because of your stupidity throwing the laptop accross the room will not make it work better. Also to be noted is that only geeks should be allowed to touch computer hardware... macho men don't have a big enough brain to do more then rip out the wires and smash their graphics card like a monkey.
All in all, HP is both cheaper then dell in all 'real' fields. Sure dell can sell you a do-nothing computer, but HP will sell you a system that works, and is actually worth buying.
Why post this? Because half of you are too ignorant to know how to turn your computer on... let alone take it to the store to get fixed.
Further more, Computer Illiterate people will come along and claim that the machine is making strange noises, or that it is too slow. Guess what... it is called a damn virus you idiots. Spyware Aware and probally half of your porn collection is wormed. Heck, torrent downloads have a 5:1 chance of containing trojans and you probally STILL don't have Alcohol 120%.
The Majority of hardware issues are caused because of your stupidity throwing the laptop accross the room will not make it work better. Also to be noted is that only geeks should be allowed to touch computer hardware... macho men don't have a big enough brain to do more then rip out the wires and smash their graphics card like a monkey.
All in all, HP is both cheaper then dell in all 'real' fields. Sure dell can sell you a do-nothing computer, but HP will sell you a system that works, and is actually worth buying.
Why post this? Because half of you are too ignorant to know how to turn your computer on... let alone take it to the store to get fixed.
Idiot: "Hewlett Packard sucks"
Smart: "Go do the world a favor and shoot yourself."
Idiot: "How?"
Smart: "Here, I'll do it for you"
Idiot: "My hp computer sucks... lets go buy an alienware computer... it looks cooler"
Idiot: "Hey, Hewlett Packard Support... YOU SUCK, MY COMPUTER IS BROKEN AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT"
Support: "Did you run a virus scan?"
Idiot: "Uhh"
Support: "How about put in that 'recovery cd' that came with your computer"
Idiot: "Uhh"
Support: "Or do you even have your computer insured?"
Idiot: "Uhh"
Support: "Have a nice day"
Idiot: "Dude, HP sucks, it can't run Black"
Smart: "And how old is your computer"
Idiot: "Eight years... but it runs Doom 1 SOO GOOD"
Smart: "Go do the world a favor and shoot yourself."
Idiot: "How?"
Smart: "Here, I'll do it for you"
Idiot: "My hp computer sucks... lets go buy an alienware computer... it looks cooler"
Idiot: "Hey, Hewlett Packard Support... YOU SUCK, MY COMPUTER IS BROKEN AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT"
Support: "Did you run a virus scan?"
Idiot: "Uhh"
Support: "How about put in that 'recovery cd' that came with your computer"
Idiot: "Uhh"
Support: "Or do you even have your computer insured?"
Idiot: "Uhh"
Support: "Have a nice day"
Idiot: "Dude, HP sucks, it can't run Black"
Smart: "And how old is your computer"
Idiot: "Eight years... but it runs Doom 1 SOO GOOD"
by STFU Whiners May 16, 2006
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While hitting a female doggystyle, grab her ass cheeks and stretch them apart such that her asshole stretches into a horizontal line. One must then release the cheeks so that the roundness of the asshole is preserved. By doing this over and over again at a steady pace, the asshole looks to be mocking our favorite Nintendo character from decades earlier.
"Yo man, I was hitting my girlfriend doggystyle and pacman'ing the shit out of her...she absolutely loved it!"
by Ryan Ott April 18, 2006
Get the pacman mug.Any host and/or guest on PST Radio who spits bullshit knowlodge about a topic of which, they have no firggin clue. Stems from the mishaps of NFL Football Player Adam pacman jones.
Host 1: I think Kevin Faulk is the best third down back in ever.
Host 2: Yea name three others.
Host 1: I have no idea! (this is a pacman, insert pacman game noise)
Host 2: Yea name three others.
Host 1: I have no idea! (this is a pacman, insert pacman game noise)
by PST Radio January 5, 2008
Get the pacman mug.Dude pacmanned himself when he kept going to strip clubs with his gun-toting friends even after it cost him millions of dollars.
by michael jj January 12, 2008
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"Hey girl! Is he working with the gold package? because you know I CAN'T BE SOLD IF IT AIN'T THE GOLD!!"
by Quita Jackson aka Ronnie March 30, 2007
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