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Pump and Treat

The act where one guy cums into another persons butt and then procedes to rythmically compress the recipients abdomen, imitating a pump.
Environmental Engineer: "We had a leak the other day… had to initialize a pump and treat."
Other guy: "Same, gave the missus the ol' Pump and Treat the other day."
Environmental Engineer: "Wat? That's not what I meant in the slightest…"
by bertyvogt August 10, 2018
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Pump and Treat

The act where one Guy cums into another person's rectum and then procedes to rythmically compress the recipients abdomen to lick the jizz up.
Environmental Engineer: "We had a leakage the other day... Had to initialize a pump and treat..."
Other guy: "Yeah I feel you. Gave the missus the ol' Pump and Treat this morning."
Environmental Engineer: "Dude, that's not even close to what i meant, you're gross!"
by bertyvogt August 10, 2018
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Pump and Dump

When you're on the toilet and need to force shit out.
Bro 1: "Wait, I'ma pump the shit out, then take a bath"
Bro 2: Pump and Dump, I like it
by Ze Philippinian September 21, 2018
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Pump heard round the world

A blue pump shotgun fired by Julian Sergi on the eve of February 26th to score an additional 2 points in the revolutionary LEAGUE ; ultimately leading to 19 - 18 victory for the OPRF Moist Buildups.
That was a clutch dub bro but it was no pump heard round the world.
by ChefBwe February 27, 2019
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Pump a Dump

“Is a sexual act on which one thrusts once and then immediately following shits themselves”
Hold on sally I gotta take a shit, I know you don’t want me to ‘Pump a Dump’ again”
by Slobknob247 March 5, 2019
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pump scare

when one is perusing omegle and happens upon a plethora of penile appendages
damn gina! i got the biggest pump scare of my life on omegle last night!
by gingerbreadwoman42069 March 8, 2019
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Pump fake

Weed that looks fire smells good but taste like shit and has no buzz
Any weed but mine is pump fake
by Jdubs410 March 14, 2019
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