Elmer pud

It your dick when you get out of cold water! It looks like a turtles head poking out

I got out of the pool and had an Elmer pud

by Dsgrover October 22, 2015

Sweetcorn Pudding

The act of eating lots of sweet corn and then shitting into your girls mouth just before climax, and then quickly turning round and cumming into the mouth to give it a nice cream topping

I didn’t want my girl to miss out on the sweet corn i ate earlier to i decided to let her a bit ofsweetcorn pudding

by hugh jarsole 6969 January 29, 2022

That's so pudding

That's so pudding is gross like someone just spit in your face

M: "why aren't you going to my party tonight?"
K: "I'm grounded right now!"
M: "that's so pudding!"
K: "I know, right?!"

by On top of spaghettioli June 7, 2019

Pud Bumping

When 2 men thrust flaccid penis' to each other.

Hey Mike, do you wanna go hunting? Sure Charlie, I would love to go Pud Bumping!

by Bug Tudley November 7, 2020

morning pudding

Eating the pussy in the morning

I wake up and eat that morning pudding

by defdictd May 13, 2015

penis pudding

jiz, cum, lol ur own marinara sauce loler

man susie ate a lot of franks penis pudding last night

by MC carty August 30, 2005

muddle of pud

Also known for an insult to the horrible "alternative band" Puddle of Mud, by switching the first letters of the first and last words around.

I hate Muddle of Pud, they keep playing them 100 times a day. Damn they suck ass.

by George Wallace May 11, 2004