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Presstitute

A presstitute is a journalist who will print or not print any story if payed to do so. Usually the presstitutes boss acts as a pimp because people will pay off the boss and he/she as pimp will make sure his hoes does what the client wants.
Fox news is full of presstitutes and they are all pimped my Murdoch but the liberal media channels are mostly independent hoes who will do any client for their own gain.
by saharadryhumor January 3, 2015
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Instagram prostitutes

girls that wear very little to no clothes just for some likes
My entire popular page is filled with these good for nothing thirsty instagram prostitutes.
by Giirrll September 25, 2017
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Prostitutish

Similar to the definition "whorish." One who presents themselves in a sexual manner, while expecting some type of gratuity in return. Being in a drunken state of mind isn't necessary to act this way, however alcohol is usually involved.
That chick was making out with me and then told me to buy her a beer. I am not in the capable financial means at the moment, so I told her prostitutish ass to step off.
by Cervatra August 6, 2011
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protituter

A prostitute that spits and does not swallow.
That Jenny, she claims to be a prostitute but she doesn't swallow, she's really just a protituter.
by Nekie Spinner August 22, 2011
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prostitutive semanticization

1. v. (eg. prostitutively semanticize) To throw around a term or concept until it loses all meaning.
2. n. Use of a term or concept so as to misrepresent oneself as embodying the concept or term. Phony auto-ennobling.

3. v. To attempt a meme-seed inception by repetition and amplification (usually through the distributive media).
4. n. Overuse or abuse of terms or concepts.

Most commonly used by politicians to forward a particular agenda or get a particular candidate elected. But also used quite heavily in religion.

Distinguishes itself from outright attention-whoring usually by its subtlety or its assumption of the self-evidence of the virtuosity of its terms or concepts.
Alex: Did you see that Tea Party rally? I have never seen such an obscene spectacle of prostitutive semanticization in my entire life.

Sarah: I know, right? I went to it as a gag and I didn't take away anything meaningful at all from it. The word 'freedom' was thrown around so much, I don't know what it means anymore! And all those references to Hitler! Why does everybody do that every time they encounter someone they don't like?
by DEDC June 8, 2012
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prostetute

that's a maddie, the prostetute
by amiablekyns March 4, 2017
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Prostituty

When a non-working girl dresses like a prostitute. Coined by Comedian Amy Snowden.
Erica: Look at Josephine over there with her lil' prostituty outfit. I bet she didn't even pay that much for a short skirt and push up bra.
by Jason Blazes December 14, 2017
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