Chill Premise

A synonym for disposable vapes. When you don't actually need it but just like the premise of having it. Its chill.

Brian: Can I rip your chill premise
Tyler: buddy, you just hit it 5 minutes ago
Joe: Come on bro, let him rip it

by SplashSplash November 18, 2022

promised

The past tense of Promise. Made sure they will do something or that something will happen.

"I promised to go to the park at 2:30pm"

"He promised to stop with the jokes but he didn't stop"

by Shitass, True God May 1, 2021

plomise

verb. The act of pretending to promise something, while wholly intending to break that promise in spectacular fashion.

Yes Honey, I plomise I won't drink too much at the party...again.

by Zod000 February 16, 2006

I never promised you a rose garden

usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.

Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!

Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.

by savannuh March 19, 2009

pormise

It is a word of which retarded people on discord try to spell, but fail miserably.

You made a pormise xD

by RamNan April 24, 2018

The Promised neverland

This Anime Is terrifying and sad.
Explains why children have higher IQ then most adults

Person 1:did you watch The Promised Neverland
Person 2: yeah after that I never watched anime again :/

by Jam Jam Kookie October 26, 2019

promised neverland

best anime ever. its not gay like naruto

jerry:i like naruto
norman:frik u promised neverland is better

by Jungterssssss December 12, 2019