Procrastinator Parade

Something (usually a project of some kind) you tend to dread early and when it comes, since you've been putting off prep work, you will suffer from a variety of bad times.
That project that was due later this month has become a Procrastinator Parade for all the employees.
by R.Ost June 20, 2023
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Procrastinate in the Panty

Similar to blue balls, procrastinate in the panty is in reference to a woman's repetition over a period of time that she would like to have sex but continues to put it off.
Kimberley tells me she wants to have sex but she keeps telling me she has to work on her paper.
Sorry man, your girls is really to Procrastinate in the Panty.
by Nicolishous March 01, 2019
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Chicken Procrastination

When you take chicken out of the freezer but you don’t know what to make, so it sits there for three days.
I took chicken out of the freezer for dinner but I’m having chicken procrastination so I think we’ll get pizza tonight
by The Anticook February 14, 2020
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Procrastineating

delay or postpone action by eating; put off doing something by eating instead of doing the thing
"I know I should have been cleaning the house but I found myself procrastineating"
by Mandixoxo September 02, 2017
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Procrastineating

The process of eating more food than digestible for as long as humanly possible, in a desperate bid to delay work.
Oh my god Amanda, stop procrastineating, you're going to get a stomach ache AND an F!
by Rosesftw! May 17, 2017
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Procrastineating

Verb. The act of eating to putt off completing a necessary task.
Girl 1: "Are you making pancakes?"
Girl 2: "yeah"
Girl 1: "We just finished eating."

Girl 2: "..."
Girl 1: "Have you even packed yet? Our flight leaves in two hours!"

Girl 2: *puts finger on mouth of Girl 1* "Shhhh I'm procrastineating."
by Ablrsn April 24, 2017
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Procrastineating

Avoiding doing work by going to get a snack instead.
"Are you in the kitchen again? Aren't you supposed to be working?"
"I'm just procrastineating."
by King Nosmo September 03, 2020
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