presentate

The process of presenting, used formally in the process of presenting.

Those students presentated their projects.

by Dr. Lobato June 19, 2005

presents

both a noun and an verb.
verb: a code name used as a substitue for toking up, smoking out, hitting the bong, etc.

noun: Also used as a substitute for the words pot, marijuana, mary jane, hashish, cannibus, weed, dope, etc.

Are you guys going to be having presents at dinner tonight?

There's going to be hella presents tonight.

by Almost Audible June 29, 2003

pretentious

a very contagious word. people who use the word pretentious are usually pretentious themselves. People who blame things for being showy and pretentious usually do so to indirectly say they are not pretentious themselves which is pretentious. People who use the word are also pretentious because the word pretentious is a big word that shows intellectualism. Pretentious just means showy, over the top, egotistic without proof, or psuedo intellectually acting smart but not really being smart. fans of the band tool are pretentious.

Gimmicks are pretentiously unique. The cool philosophical book smart kids at the coffee shop are pretentious. The weird artsy film is pretentious because it didn't make sense but showed fake intellectual property. the boy who wanted to look rich but didn't own much money is pretentious. the druggie kids who think they are smarter than everyone are pretentious. people who rant a lot of politics but do nothing are pretentious. and finally i'm pretentious for saying all those people are pretentious because i have nothing to show for myself either.

by eazy-x February 8, 2008

will you please ask him to send me the link for the presentation. it would be greatly appreciated

Well it is what it is

will you please ask him to send me the link for the presentation. it would be greatly appreciated. It makes me hard

by Anonymous bever January 19, 2018

pretential

(pre-10-shull) n. the potential to become pretntious

The lead singer of this band is not quite good enough to be pretentious, but he's got pretential.

by Damanda13 October 24, 2010

Pretentious

Adjective. Pretentious refers to a person or entity who carries an aura of pretense to everything they say and do. It's as though they're trying to milk every factoid or article they read, working them into conversations and social media updates, to portray themselves as godly or intelligent, or sometimes just plain superior. Because this is the ever-present pretense behind all their words and actions, conversation with them is limited only to: placating agreement to everything they say, or walking away before you lose your temper.

That pretentious guy who figured out how to tie his shoes before being taught, and thus feels he deserves a 50/50 stake in the creation of shoes: I believe Rick and Morty is a post-modernist, deconstruction critique of the bourgeois view on LiMiTeD uniVerSEs.
His imaginary best friend: That's so true.

by Camel Geyser September 14, 2018

Prespentive

Happens when you are really drunk and you buddy should only have half perspective and are be half offended

nigga? excuse me? ur only half black, u should only be half prespentive!

by ST.JOE/ST.// February 22, 2011