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visually polite

Being polite to someone out loud, but killing them in your mind
"I was visually polite to him, but in my head I was thinking of all the ways to kill him."
by chiffonthegaypony August 26, 2014
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American Politics

An inescapable pit of hell filled to the very brim with propaganda from two parties that are somehow more different from each other than polar opposites. During the Presidential Elections, this is where shit gets the worst for obvious reasons.
"American Politics suck ass. No words I throw at it can describe how shitty it is. I'm moving somewhere else. I don't want to see 'VoTe FoR dOnLd TrOp/Jo BdEn Or Go To HeLl' ads that I can't block when trying to enjoy some chill gaming content on YouTube. As long as you're on an American IP address, it's PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to get a break."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022
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Political Boss

A boss who gives you promises about benefits, good pay, etc but once you're already under him / her, all these promises instantly turns into myth.

A boss who can evaluate you and the results are always negative.

A boss who talks more about "self-glorification" and always has the greatest story among his / her subordinates.

A great false hope provider.

A pathological liar.
Peter: My political boss gave me another 10,000 promises...
Mark: Lol! One of those is the "team leader" position right? That was centuries ago!

Luke: Hey John, Pat told me he'll give me a lot of projects this month!
John: Pat? Stop dreaming Luke. He's a political boss.
by Spectre from above April 20, 2010
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Political Predator

An individual in a position of unelected power who wields this position to indoctrinate unsuspecting individuals for political purposes outside the positions original purpose.
That teacher is a political predator he indoctrinated my friend into joining a violent movement
by JakesTheMan September 3, 2021
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germ-polite

Being germ-polite is when you do not sneeze or cough all over someone next to you when you are full of flu or cold germs. Nor do you sneeze or cough into your hand and then shake someone else's hand. Neither is your house germ-polite if you allow your cat to walk over the kitchen surfaces or the dining room table without then wiping them clean. Nor are you germ-polite if you stroke your cat or dog or other pet and then, without first washing your hands, you touch food that other people are going to eat.
Crikey - I hate going to eat at that person's house - it's not germ-polite. They let that horrible, dribbly cat of theirs walk all over their kitchen work surfaces. And no I am not a paranoid-android I just don't like people sharing their germs with me!
by mimbijones December 5, 2015
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In polite society

Exactly what it means, I.e. being in the company of, or surrounded by, people who know what decorum and social rules are.
Being in polite society is wetter than an otters pocket if the people in said polite society don't follow their own decorum and social rules.
by Sexydimma May 24, 2021
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political celebrity

1) n. A person who was a celebrity and then got involved in politics. Is observed by the public and media mainly for being a celebrity rather than a politician.

2) n. A politician who became famous for a position or action and is now only a celebrity because of the former position or action, no matter how menial their current position is or even though they're retired from politics.
1) Arnold Schwarzenegger is a political celebrity.

2) Colin Powell is a political celebrity.
by Chocobo93 July 10, 2009
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