Pokémon Trainered

You sneak a glance at some stranger out of curiosity and they see you and talk to you.

It connects to when a trainer in the game sees you and forces you to talk and fight them.

This morning when I took my dog out. I snuck a glance at this weird dude taking pictures of a car and he started talking to me...

I got Pokémon Trainered.

Pokémon Trainered by Exodus0077 July 8, 2015

Pokemon Battle 

The art of walking into your bedroom with your partner is naked while you are wearing a trainer hat like Ash Ketchum. You ejaculated on her face and say thay you gave her a Hydro Pump

I challenged Misty to a Pokemon Battle, my Blastoise beat her Bulbasaur using Hydro Pump

Pokemon Battle by Mcfacialxgiver August 7, 2016

Pokemon polyamory 

A particularly prevalent form of polyamory wherein polyamorous people will engage in sexual dalliances with many people who are not their primary partners for no reason aside from because they can. Due to the absence of any standards in their pursuit of sexual partners, their actions make them resemble a Pokemon trainer. Gotta catch 'em all!

An example of a conversation addressing someone engaging in Pokemon polyamory:

Guy 1: Dude, you're dating like fifteen girls, eight of which are ugly, three of which are married and one of which only has one leg. What the hell?

Guy 2: Love is not a finite resource! Shut up!

Guy 1: Love is also not a game of Pokemon and you do not have to catch 'em all! Damn!

Guy 2: You are SO paleocultural.

Guy 1: I hate you.

Pokemon polyamory by mr. pathogen July 1, 2008

Pokemon paranoia 

The feeling that somehow, at all times, you are being watched and stalked by Pokemon. There is no escape now. No escape from them. I feel them behind me. Above me... Watching... Waiting... Till finally, I lose concentration and they have a chance to get me. They're coming for me. Coming for me.. AAAAAGH OH GOD THEY'RE HERE

OH GOD PLEASE HELP

OH GO- AAAAAAARGH

*gurgle gurgle*

We're coming for you next.

Pokemon paranoia... The scourge of mankind.

Pokemon paranoia by RatherEatRandy July 18, 2016

pokemon kid 

These are kids who's social life in elementary school revolved around pokemon i.e. trading pokemon cards etc. Once in middle school they continued because they are lagging behind in maturity. It is also a politically correct way of calling a kid a nerd in middle school.

John is such a pokemon kid, he wore a dinosaur tee shirt to the sixth grade social.

pokemon kid by Richie Pimental April 23, 2008

pokemon man 

Synonym for 40-year-old virgin. See comic book guy.

A Pokémon man is commonly seen with a belt with a Pokéball in the middle, a small T-Shirt with Pikachu on it (exposing his enormous belly), the same cap Ash Ketchum wears, a pony tail, a Pokémon Card Collection. These people are also known as fans of Star Wars, Star Trek, Hamtaro and Superman.

pokemon man by B-Drac September 18, 2003

Pokemon Faux 

Someone with their phone out, but isn't playing Pokemon Go.

"Hey! Are you playing Pokemon Go?!"
"No man, Pokemon Faux. I'm just swiping on Tinder."

Pokemon Faux by itstrew July 14, 2016