pigeon bestie

A pigeon bestie is someone you can always rely on. Pigeons generally have positive connotations and bestie boos, they for life. so a pigeon bestie is one of the best things in the world. If you find your own pigeon bestie, someone you can go out to tescos with late at night and always be there for with no judgement, never let them go. Pigeon besties deserve to be treated with nothing but respect, love and subtle soft chaoticness. To keep your pigeon bestie happy, use puns and a daily dose of hugs.

I can't wait to wake up and talk to my pigeon bestie, they are the best part of my day

by TeacakeSloth November 13, 2020

Mr pigeon

A nub who is from Quebec and doesn’t teach French and rages at people that rye their shoes in the hall. He Was named pidgeon because of his bird sized brain

Mr pigeon is a nun because he yelled at a kid for tyeing his shoes

by Saucybagel64 May 4, 2022

Pigeon soup

A bowl of pigeon semen

Bro I had a bowl of Pigeon soup last night, and damn it was good as hell.

by Pigeon soup October 10, 2020

Funky Pigeon

A man called Jack, bearing a beard capable of smuggling Mexicans across Borders.

Holy fuck did you see that Funky Pigeon, he castle greyskulled my grandma

by Quizteama aguillera May 21, 2014

Pigeon Punting

When those stupid fucking pigeons look at you with their stupid fucking faces so you run up and punt the shit out of them.

Paul: Dude I went Pigeon Punting in New York.
Kevin: Dude why though?
Paul: They fucking stole my fries so I punted their ass.

by Nemoisdumb45 February 24, 2019

Messy Pigeon

Standing up on the toilet lid and doing 1,s and 2's, usually they do not go in the toilet.
The whole area, including the walls, floor and the toilet itself should be covered in waste so it is advisable thtat you don't do it in your own home.
It is often done on purpose to get back at someone.

"That Kane was sporking your girlfriend".
"That Justin Bieber! I am so going to do the biggest Messy Pigeon the world has ever seen at his place!"

by Wane karr November 6, 2011

Beach Pigeon

Another term for a seagull used by many people

A beach pigeon shat on my head yesterday, I was gutted!

by Maxxxy93 June 10, 2018