Furry Petition

This is a petition that your friendish thing Cian sent the whole school. If you sign this petition your are agreeing that all furrys should be banned, IMEDIATELY!!! Plz sign

Omg Karl have you signed the furry Petition yet?

by Theodd1 December 28, 2018

Harvey petito

A fucking hot model, one of the sexiest Australian guys ever to be seen and soon to be dating the amazing Antonia maree what a perfect couple they would be!

Person: who’s that?!

Fan: that’s harvey petito, the hottest Australian model ever!

by Unknownmemeberof1D March 28, 2020

joseph petite

joseph petite is a friendly at that loves to eat pie. Joseph petite loves everyone and everything , his catchphrase is "sarah don't eat my noodles "

joseph petite is a friendly little fat fellow

by josephpetite April 20, 2020

Boner-petite

Ironic term used went you see a picture of food that isn't exactly enticing.

Look at this dead roadkill.
Boner-petite.

by HuuuuuuurdDik August 12, 2020

Village Peloton

Modern take on the Village Bicycle.

She was used like the village peloton, everyone was riding it.

by BJB February 3, 2021

the petit filous

When your in france and you walk in on a girl soothing her thrush with yogurt and you mop her out.

JP mopped out thrushy yogurt from her pussy. The Petit filous.

by DirtyBJammin July 3, 2021

Adios Pelota

When someone booty claps on your balls so hard that you have to get one removed.

"Did you hear what happened to Eli?"

"No, tell me!"
"He and Kate went away for the weekend and things got crazy, she Adios Pelota'd him...he just got out of surgery this afternoon."
"Oh no! Not Eli!"

by paperthingoochie July 13, 2021