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pencil neck

One who works in an office doing a hum-drum type job. Typical examples: Anyone who works in IT, accountants and people in supply departments.

Kings of all pencil Necks? Actuaries.
Office Chick: "I need a toner for the HP LaserJet 9065 in accounts."
Supply Dude: "I'll need to know your cost centre and have a signed purchase request form for that."
Office Chick: "Fuck you pencil neck!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 6, 2005
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roto penia

A broken pineapple but often refers to a large man penis, in a more casual form.
Rahul: Hey you want to touch my roto penia?
by Nicky Harr May 16, 2006
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pencil line moustache

A very thin moustache that resembles a pencil line. It is shaved to look this way as very few people have thin enough facial hair to grow one naturally. Sometimes even it can be drawn on.

Might I also add it is very erotic and retro to have one.
John Waters is a person who usually sports a pencil line moustache.
by Toee August 30, 2006
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Electric Pencil Sharpener

A sharpener having all the capablities of a manual pencil sharpener, with less labor, all you have to do is stick the pencil in and boom! sharpened.
Melvin: Hey now that i have an electric pencil sharpener i can get my work done quicker and more efficiently!

Joey: Hey youre a fag.
by -J-Town- April 30, 2006
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penice

when a males penis becomes shivled due to the extreme cold, and can be likened to ice.
Painfully shrunken and frozen genitals.
"If that happened I would jump out my window in the harsh New England winter and run three laps around my house naked, and get a mean case of penice."
by sixthree December 7, 2006
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peni-chair

A chair that has a penis on it. You cant sit on it.
I just got this new peni-chair in. Its extra comfy
by Randy July 24, 2003
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pink pencil

Rover stuck his pink pencil in that bitch.
by Rover April 28, 2004
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