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Club Penguin

A dating site for 6-8 year olds.
"Omg! My boyfriend said the heart emoticon to me on Club Penguin! I think he wants to Netflix and chill!"
by melaniestar May 26, 2016
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Las Vegas Penguin

when a hooker is giving you a blow job and she stops before you cum, then she punches you as hard as she can in your nuts and runs off with your wallet as you try to chase her while you are clinching your ball sack with your pants around your ankles giving the impression of a penguin.
hey, donny did you hear what happened to matt? he was getting his dick sucked by a transvestite and it gave matt the old Las Vegas Penguin right in front of his boyfriend!!
by amanda hugginlick March 6, 2010
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penguin

(Slang) A nun, mother superior, or other female Catholic employed by the Church. Origins in the similarity of dress (typical nuns wear habits colored black and white).
"We have to go meet with the penguins," Ellwood told his brother Jake upon leaving the Rock Island, Illinois prison.
by jkp1187 January 23, 2004
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sexy penguin

First, the male ejaculates in the female's mouth. The female proceeds to spit the ejaculate in the male's ass. The male then stands up, holding the ejaculate firmly in his butthole, waddles around then releases the ejaculate in the female's mouth.
Jim likes to sexy penguin with his girl.
by TheDayWalker89 July 10, 2010
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Penguin fucker

Someone, who either while high, drunk, or occasionaly sober, wishes to have sex with a penguin.
Devon is such a penguin fucker, did you see what he did to that plushie?
by Penguin Lover August 13, 2006
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Penguin Revolution

The theory of Dressing up the arts. It is bringing music back to an intelligent medium. It means returning to roots like Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd, Tupac and Dylan, and rethinking alternative music and grunge. The new era is crisp and has meaning. Also "Penguinization".
Fuck "My Humps" and "london bridges"- Did you see Dave Mathews Band? Thats the Penguin Revolution right there.
by C D Mross December 7, 2006
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