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platterpuss

A nickname for a slut. One who lays her puss on a platter.
She got fingered on the dance floor last night, what a platterpuss!
by ningo13 February 17, 2010
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Harry Potter Special

That's when I take a girl for two rides on my broomstick and then drop her off home!
That girl ruined the ending for the seventh Harry Potter book, so I gave her the Harry Potter special as punishment.
by Dick Bigknife August 4, 2007
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Hairy potter

A sexual action;

Background/criteria: woman must be wearing glasses

Punch the bitch in the face and break her glasses, start waving your wand around, and just when your about to blow all over her face shout “oculus reparo” and it will fix her glasses.

Precautions: try not to break the lenses, semen is not good for the eyes.
I hairy pottered the libraian FTW
by Millsthrills May 3, 2008
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Poo poo platter

Mystery meal they may serve you at a Chinese restaurant.
John ordered the poo poo platter and got a plate full of mystery meat
by Shithouse man November 4, 2018
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Harry James Potter

The son of James and Lilly Potter. (Halfblood)
Went to Hogwarts, Gryffindor.
Also known as The Boy Who Lived and The Chosen One.
First known for escaping the killer curse (Avada Kedavra) when he was no more than one year old.
Later he became known for being the youngest Seeker in the last century. and winning the Triwizard Tournament.
His greatest achievement happened when he was 17 years old. Harry managed to kill the Dark Lord, also known as He Who Must Not Be Named, Lord Voldemort or Tom Marvolo Ridle.
He married Fullblood witch, Ginny Weasly, and together they have three children, James, Albus and Lily.
Harry James Potter is the most awesome wizard, after Albus Dumbledore of course.
by Tinyself February 11, 2010
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Joe Paterno

To provide cover for illicit activity. To provide a false alibi or to cover up someone else's nasty behavior.
You want to cheat on your wife, go ahead. But don't ask me to cover for you- I'm not your Joe Paterno.

If the cops call, you're on your own. I'm not your Joe Paterno.

Don't do that in front of me. You're not Jerry Sandusky and I'm not Joe Paterno.

He shoplifted that CD, then expected me to Joe Paterno him.

She told her mom she was spending the night at my house when she was actually with her boyfriend. She should have warned me ahead of time if she expected me to Joe Paterno her.
by jelly23 August 29, 2012
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harry potter syndrome

Syndrome where an individual believes to be the fictional character "Harry Potter" from the successful series by J.K.Rowling. Symptoms are: hallucinations of "dementors", "wizards", and other magical beings, believing that one can fly on a broomstick, waving around a stick seeing if it will make something move, disappear, or change at all, drawing a lightning bolt somewhere on the forehead, etc.
"I do not have Harry Potter Syndrome! Look at me fly on my firebolt!"
by power ranger May 22, 2006
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