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West Palm Beach

n.
A coastal city in southern Florida where everything costs way more than it is actually worth. Take, for example, a simple hamburger: $12. It is a strange city, where on one side of the street you have $4 million homes, but on the other side, you have families that are on welfare. The city is mostly populated by 50 yr old yuppesters dating 20 yr old women. Also contains quite a few emo kids and preps. This is an expensive mecca where you can blow your live savings on a single store. Nothing good to do around here, except to smoke weed or blow you goddamn head off. Yet, it is fun to make fun of the metrosexuals we have. Them and their queer pink shirt...I just need a gun to cure those bastards..
by Desertfox July 16, 2008
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Alaskan Palm Pilot

Sloppily written notes on the palm of ones hand. Developed specifically for Tea-Party rallies where use of a TelePrompter would limit possible criticisms of President Obama.
Joe Sixpack: "OMG, somethings wrong with my dick...it's turning blue!"

Hockey Mom: "No dear! You just forgot to clear your Alaskan Palm Pilot before watching The O'Reilly Factor...again."
by Joe24Pack February 9, 2010
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Rosy Palm

With some kind of lubrication, rubbing the tip of your dick's head against the palm of your other hand.
I don't shake my friend's hand anymore because I saw him doing the "rosy palm".
by OliverS May 5, 2005
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Navajo Palm

An old sex technique that is essentially the act of fisting a female, whilst coitus is occurring, and then proceeding to use said fist to firmly grab your own penis (internally within the female) and jack yourself off. Most successfully performed with three participants, although skilled individuals can execute the move themselves.
Hell yeah I took that girl home from the Nickleback concert. She was pretty loose though and not much was happening, and I had hurry up to make it to Video Bible Camp on time, so I didn't have much of a choice but to bust out the Navajo Palm and finish myself off.
by 509Welch March 29, 2011
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west palm beach

1. A really NORMAL place to live.

2. A place that mental people rat about hamburger and ice cream prices on on urban dictionary
1. I live in West Palm Beach, and i dont know anyone who has gotten shot, murdered, or raped.

2. Some City Ice Cream Vendor: 1.59 per ice cream!
West Palm Ice Cream Vendor; 1.60 per ice cream!
Idiot; OMFG, WEST PALM BEACH IS SO HORRIBLE!
by bobby brown! April 19, 2007
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Awkward Palm Tree

Used to describe a situation that is not only awkward, but like the branches of a palm tree, a shady situation
When at a party a guy starts hooking up with another chick, different from the one he brought in front of her.
In recollection- he was not only awkward, but shady.

Thus, awkward palm tree
by Nicola Coreleone October 18, 2008
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west palm beach

the most boring place in the world. nothing is here. cityplace is the most excitment you are going to get, and its not much. The mall is gross. no good bands ever play here, one must go all the way to freaking revolution to catch a good show. recently black people are trying to make it seem like "da 561" is a tough place. it's really not. just boring.
man i hate living in west palm beach, its so boring.
by lame kid June 5, 2007
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