Person 1: Palestinians have a right to live in peace!
Person 2: Have they tried not attacking random nations?
Person 2: Have they tried not attacking random nations?
by Touchgrassthinkfast March 19, 2024
Get the Palestinian mug.A type of person you can't criticize according to the woke left-wing, much like how Jews are for the right-wing.
Urban Dictionary keeps deleting my truthful entries describing what Palestinians actually are, because they are propagandists.
by Touchgrassthinkfast March 23, 2024
Get the Palestinian mug.Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock
*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)
*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)
by Diego_Brando March 26, 2024
Get the Palestinian alarm clock mug.When you don't have a Valentine's Day date and you don't want to have a Galentine's night you just want to hang with your friends and have a Palentine's dinner or night. This way you don't have to be proper with your pronouns cuz everybody's just a pal
by Wonder Woman 68 January 21, 2025
Get the Palentine mug.As Orwell warned us, fascists take a term or fact and use it to mean the exact opposite.
Canaanites who adopted Judaism moved into the area now known as Israel and Judah (which literally means "Land Of The Jews"). Later, Philistines, Aegean fishers, inhabited the area now known as Gaza. Colonizers and Oppressors attacked Israel/Judah, and Philistia. Historians, with the aid of genetic scientists, indicate Philistines they ceased to exist as a distinct group ~5th Century BC. Unlike their enemies in Philistia, Israel/Judah resisted and persisted. So, the Colonizers and Oppressors renamed Israel/Judah after their enemies. (Much like Trump tried to rename Denali "Mt. McKinley" again.) Thus, the region of Palestine was born -- much the way the US region of "The South" was born, on Cherokee land.
After WWII, antisemitic UK Colonizers and Oppressors reluctantly gave much of Israel back to Israel, but gave two parts of Israel to others in exchange for peace neighbors gave. Time and again, Israel resisted and persisted.
A Free "Palestine" elected Hamas. Taking advantage of rising worldwide fascism, Hamas broke a ceasefire to attack a music festival and commit numerous Crimes Against Humanity. These crimes continue every day that Hamas holds hostages. Yet, anything Israel does to bring back its people and bring the War Criminals to justice is labeled as "Palestinian Genocide."
Canaanites who adopted Judaism moved into the area now known as Israel and Judah (which literally means "Land Of The Jews"). Later, Philistines, Aegean fishers, inhabited the area now known as Gaza. Colonizers and Oppressors attacked Israel/Judah, and Philistia. Historians, with the aid of genetic scientists, indicate Philistines they ceased to exist as a distinct group ~5th Century BC. Unlike their enemies in Philistia, Israel/Judah resisted and persisted. So, the Colonizers and Oppressors renamed Israel/Judah after their enemies. (Much like Trump tried to rename Denali "Mt. McKinley" again.) Thus, the region of Palestine was born -- much the way the US region of "The South" was born, on Cherokee land.
After WWII, antisemitic UK Colonizers and Oppressors reluctantly gave much of Israel back to Israel, but gave two parts of Israel to others in exchange for peace neighbors gave. Time and again, Israel resisted and persisted.
A Free "Palestine" elected Hamas. Taking advantage of rising worldwide fascism, Hamas broke a ceasefire to attack a music festival and commit numerous Crimes Against Humanity. These crimes continue every day that Hamas holds hostages. Yet, anything Israel does to bring back its people and bring the War Criminals to justice is labeled as "Palestinian Genocide."
"Did you hear about that 12 year old girl in France who was gang-raped for being Jewish?"
"Damn that Palestinian Genocide! I'm glad Rashida Tlaib doesn't condemn rape!"
"Oh, Hamas used the pipes it was given for water infrastructure to make a rocket, which Hamas fired at Israeli civilian centers, only Hamas' rocket fell inside Gaza? That's a 'Palestinian Genocide,"'and not by Hamas, but by the INTENDED VICTIMS in Israel!"
"Damn that Palestinian Genocide! I'm glad Rashida Tlaib doesn't condemn rape!"
"Oh, Hamas used the pipes it was given for water infrastructure to make a rocket, which Hamas fired at Israeli civilian centers, only Hamas' rocket fell inside Gaza? That's a 'Palestinian Genocide,"'and not by Hamas, but by the INTENDED VICTIMS in Israel!"
by the modhatter February 8, 2025
Get the Palestinian Genocide mug.Approximately two millennia ago, Colonizers, Occupiers, and Oppressors deliberately sought to erase indigenous Jewish people from their homelands in Israel/Judah. Rather than simply renaming the region, the Empire chose to rename it after the Philistines, who had ceased to exist five centuries prior, spelling it "Palestina," or as it was eventually anglicized, Palestine.
So, the "Palestinians" are just Israelis under their Colonizer name. But does that mean the "Free Palestine" movement means freeing Israel? No.
Just over 100 years ago, "Palestinian" was coined to refer to other Colonizers and Occupiers -- who now accuse the indigenous people of genocide!
So, the "Palestinians" are just Israelis under their Colonizer name. But does that mean the "Free Palestine" movement means freeing Israel? No.
Just over 100 years ago, "Palestinian" was coined to refer to other Colonizers and Occupiers -- who now accuse the indigenous people of genocide!
Hamas, the elected government of Gaza, kills Gazans when its own genocidal rockets aimed at Israel fall inside Gaza.
Hamas: "Is this Palestinian genocide?"
Hamas: "Is this Palestinian genocide?"
by the modhatter June 27, 2025
Get the Palestinian genocide mug.Refusing to back down from what rightfully belongs to you — whether it’s your rights, property, position, credit, or dignity — and firmly resisting anyone who tries to take it away.
To stand your ground and fight for what’s yours, without moving an inch.
To stand your ground and fight for what’s yours, without moving an inch.
“They tried to kick me out of the project, but I’m palestining my spot — I earned it.”
“Everyone said ‘let it go,’ but I’m palestining my rights till the end.”
“The landlord tried to evict me unfairly — I’m palestining this house.”
“They erased my name from the credits, but I’m palestining my work.”
“They want me to walk away from what I built, but I’m palestining every bit of it.”
“My relatives told me to drop the inheritance case — nope, I’m palestining what’s mine.”
“They pressured me to shut up, but I’m palestining my voice.”
“He tried to guilt-trip me into stepping back — I’m palestining my boundaries.”
“They offered hush money to make me leave, but I’m palestining my truth.”
“Stop expecting me to be silent — I’m palestining my respect now.”
“Everyone said ‘let it go,’ but I’m palestining my rights till the end.”
“The landlord tried to evict me unfairly — I’m palestining this house.”
“They erased my name from the credits, but I’m palestining my work.”
“They want me to walk away from what I built, but I’m palestining every bit of it.”
“My relatives told me to drop the inheritance case — nope, I’m palestining what’s mine.”
“They pressured me to shut up, but I’m palestining my voice.”
“He tried to guilt-trip me into stepping back — I’m palestining my boundaries.”
“They offered hush money to make me leave, but I’m palestining my truth.”
“Stop expecting me to be silent — I’m palestining my respect now.”
by humane_human October 15, 2025
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