Swear on Your Orgasm

To learn if someone is lying or telling the truth, lead them down a verbal path ending in asking them to swear on their future orgasms, because no one will risk that if they are lying!

It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!

When John finally told me he loved me, I walked him through the swear.... he said it!

I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."

by JaneGordon.com March 10, 2023

orgasmamints

mints which cause you to simultaneously orgasm and have minty fresh breath. they're delicious.

1. Mmm matt, you have a small tiny penis; but this orgasmamints will help me get off.
2. I had erectile dysfunction, so I tried orgasmamints. now I can't get it down.

by Moskal June 12, 2007

orgasmic

something so exciting, yummy, or fun that its orgasmic.

These tacos are orgasmic!!

by Sarah Broach January 20, 2009

Oramel

A small town in Western New York which is the incest capital of not only the country, but also the world.

"Did you see that brother and sister making out?"
"Dude, they're from Oramel."

by asdfghjkl2 May 2, 2009

orgasmarific

Sexually terrific. usually used in the presance of a sex joke. not litterally a sexual term. More fun to say than to actaully know what your talking about. try it :)

Jane: Damn thats hard!
Chris: i try baby.
Jane: oh shut up
Chris: i know, its orgasmarific!

by helpHeLP July 18, 2009

Orgasm Torture

When a partner makes their partner (typically female) orgasm excessively until it's no longer pleasurable but painful. Typically used as a form of punishment with some bandage involved.

"Bruh I used orgasm torture on Shelly last night, she wanted to rip my head off."

by Picmic1111 July 28, 2021

either/orgasm

The physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of making a decision.

I'm fairly certain James just had an either/orgasm while he was deciding who he liked more, Kimmy Gibbler or Waldo Faldo.

by forevertwelve September 21, 2009