Octopussy

A verb describing the action of exiting a sticky situation quicker than an average human's speed times ×8.

Adi: oh no! Its Radit's!

Girl with eye-patch: Oh dang Man, we gotta roll foo!
Adi: Yeah, lets octopussy outta here!

Neave: Hey! I no longer have an eyepatch as a plot device.

by Mountain_Viking_Vampire_Witch November 21, 2021

Octopussies

The non-pretentious way of pluralizing octopus.

Wow! That right here is a shit load of octopussies in that aquarium.

by Obombo February 22, 2022

Octopussy

1. An octopus pussy
2. A term that is used to describe a woman, who (mostly after an one-night-stand) doesn't want to break contact and tries to lure you in a relationship while being clingy

Matt: Saw you leaving the party with a hot chick yesterday. How was ist?

Patt: Pretty good, except for the fact, that she now sees more in it than an one-night-stand. Always be calling me, it drives me crazy!

Matt: So a full-on octopussy, huh?

by ThisChick(en) June 29, 2022

octopusing

when a pr relationship is so badly planned out and executed that everyone and their brother can see that it’s fake

At first some people were fooled, but now it’s obvious that Harry Styles and OW are just octopusing.

by buffalolo August 18, 2022

octopussy

no one's own idea

I rote a octopussy draft in reverse from the beginning

by anonymous October 1, 2023

octopussy

a poor octopussy with 8 legs but 0 bitches.

OI OCTOPUSSY YOU SCARED OR SMTH?

by owlslife October 28, 2023

Octopussy

While having sex with a girl, grab an octopus, put it on the girl’s pussy, and let it ejaculate it’s ink into her pussy.

“Gave my girl a nice octopussy last night.”

by IAmTheOneWhoShits February 13, 2025