open shit

A shit taken with the door open. This is done generally with close people (family, girlfriend/wife, roommates) with the intention of grossing them out.

Girlfriend: Ewww.... what are you doing !!! Close the door.

Dude: It's called an open shit. I'm letting the world see this beautiful process.

by adi1031 December 26, 2015

walmart is open

Code for when your fly is down

Hey man.. uh.. Walmart is open

by mollybah March 11, 2019

Open Menu

When an escort offers all activities to their client.

she has an open menu so i'm hoping to at least get dfk, cim, a BBBJ and MPOS.

by bunny betches October 23, 2016

open for penis

The equivalent of "open for business," but for sex.

Girl: I am so open for penis right now.

by somethingsomething88 October 05, 2011

French Open

A phrase given new meaning by the outfit Venus Williams wore there in 2010. It malfunctioned, or rather functioned, to reveal her rear end, and was caught in a photo that became iconic almost immediately.

Did you see that picture of Venus at the French Open? That fine badonkadonk fell out. Mmm. Mmm, mmm.

by Laguna Loire May 25, 2010

Can opener

When a one-toothed bitch rips open your ball bag.

Hey Larry, I got drunk last, night fucked an old whore, and she gave me a can opener.

by Fidifo July 18, 2008

Open Casket

Verb/Noun; The act of sucking a males penis.

syn. Blowjob, Sloppy Dinner, Rude Breakfast
ant. Anal, Vaginal, Cuddling

"Dude, my girlfriend gave me an 'Open Casket' in the car last night."

"Thanks to that bitch, her Open Casket gave me every STD known to man!!!"

by whostolerogerrabbit August 05, 2009