Crock potted

Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.

You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.

by Irishbackrub February 6, 2017

Pot Plato

Someone who begins spouting cheap philosophy whenever they get high.

Everyone at the party knew Garrett was a Pot Plato so they ignored him when he started ranting about life's lack of meaning.

by CriticalCat420 December 21, 2009

pot-sneaker

A friend or relative who clandestinely smokes pot. Its especially relevant when other around them are smoking or have smoked but the "pot-sneaker" chooses to smoke alone. Its theorized that pot-sneakers crave the high but abhor the social implications.

While Lois and I were in the basement enjoying our buzz, my boyfriend Christian was upstairs smoking pot alone! He's such a pot-sneaker!

by free-range fuzzy January 9, 2008

buss pot

Similar to suss pot except much more BUSSY

Guy: who’s down to play without socks on
Bro: SHUT UP U FUCKING SUSS POT
Bro 2: NAH HES A FUCKING BUSS POT
Guy: *silenced* again

by THELWIG October 6, 2021

ped pot

A ped pot is something Pedalvael7654 created on Minecraft Windows 10 Edition. It is where you miss your pot and throw it back to his hometown, which is FALLENTECH.

Me: "HAHA PED POT"
Ped: "Crying"

by pedpot December 3, 2021

Shizzle Pot

A “Shizzle Pot” is the term used by humans to define a lazy ugly shihtzu.

Come here lil shizzle pot

by Xzdgybf April 7, 2022

Pot maudlin

That overly emotional sentimentality that affects some pot users when it's really good weed.

You are all kinds of pot maudlin, son. Ease up on the hugs.

by DrollCFO June 3, 2016