Offendity

A endless loop of people getting offended about one thing leading to a cycle of other people being offended.

Talks about meat are offensive to Vegetarians, which leads to arguments over food that are offensive to overly large or skinny people, which leads to Feminists being angry at making women objects, and on and on.

"Man that talk about meat really started a offendity"

by Jusmar March 4, 2013

Offendified.

When a person is offended by a comment or conversation overheard, not directed toward them, but identify with the comment overheard.

These people next to me were Offendified. by a comment I made about someone that was about a friend in the second person.

by J77 myers June 16, 2018

offendix

internal organ that becomes inflamed when an individual is offended - can be a chronic or acute inflamation

Amanda was offended all the time she went to the Doctors and found out that she had a badly inflamed offendix, she was suffering from Offendacitis

by still not a doctor December 20, 2018

offendie

A person who is offended by something most reasonable people would disregard or ignore

"These offendies are coming at me for posting that edgy meme"
"Karen does not believe she is an offendie, despite personally attacking a multitude of men who disagree with her opinion."

"I'm anti racist, support gender equality, and admit our society has flaws but the offendies are STILL angry with me? You people are soft."

by ultimate ass October 14, 2020

Offended

A word only used by people who cannot accept or understand reality between 2010 and 2021.

*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*

Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!

*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*

Person 2: You're an idiot.

by steammustachio February 9, 2021

Offendis

Liam's version of offensive.

Only for use in naval and proxy warfare.

"That gay guy is fucking offendis."

by ScarIX April 20, 2021

Offendinati

Unlike the supposed secret cabal of the Illuminati, the Offendinati are loud, ever-present, and demonstrably extant; quick to mount excessive slacktivism responses to the mildest perceived offences. The Offendinati can be found at or near the helm of your local HOA, your local PTA, your local church groups, and fly-by-night organizations lobbying on behalf of The Children (tm).

Heh. They stuck a “Jesus” near the “Le Tits Now” display to confuse the Offendinati.

by nevster December 20, 2021