Franz-Notker

Franz-Notker. He means the world to me. He‘s by my side for 20 years now. Obviously, because he‘s my father. He‘s my hero. I don’t know what i‘d do without him… i swear to god i‘ve never met someone who didn‘t like my dad. He‘s open minded, friendly, politely, gay (well bisexual), smart and funny! He always was there for me and still is! He‘s my hero.

Thank you Franz-Notker for being you and for being my dad!
I love you <3

„Wait a minute! Is this god?“
„Ah no, that’s just my father Franz-Notker entering the room!“

by the stranger you will recogniz November 20, 2021

Neggie Note

What bad people get

oi, ba, slap that fat DeeTee with the Neggie Note

by WayyBah May 1, 2022

Roan Notenboom

Roan Notenboom is a student from nobertus getrudis mavo in the netherlands he is very cool and now you read this he is coming for you so you better hide m*therf*cker heeeeeee heeeee HOG RIDER!!!!!

thats very roan notenboom

by the real white n word June 14, 2022

wrote the note

When an action you intended as helpful totally blows up in your face, and ruins the friendship you had with the person you were trying to help

Bill: Dude, you really wrote the note on that one

Craig: I was only trying to help!

by mdcfalcon November 7, 2010

Watching The Notebook

Watching "The Notebook" is synonymous to:

Inflicting pain and extreme depression upon your soul

Hours and hours of happy-sad-life is ending-crying.

I'm "Watching The Notebook"; I will require exactly one week and 2 days to recuperate. If I have not recovered by this time, call a specialist.

by Himynameishahaimnottellingyou November 24, 2013

twitter community notes

the twitter community notes is open-source feature that allows users to add context to a post generally to correct any misinformation the post is spreading, its basically fact checking.

guy 1: why everytime i see a mainstream news post on twitter i see a

twitter community notes on it?
guy 2 : its a way to call them out for spreading their misinformation and propaganda.
person 1 : oh i see that's very good.

by vortex.killa October 24, 2023

Notebook

"Notebook", is the term you use to refer to a LAPTOP computer if you are:

A) A 9 year old girl that likes Bratz dolls.

B) A fucking tool of Dell & Microsoft.

C) n00b

If we start calling certain computers notebooks that leads to grammatical ambiguity.

Customer: Hi, I like to buy a notebook.
Clerk: Okay, would you like a $5 or $500 model?

It's a stupid nickname created by retards who decided to major in marketing during college becuase they wanted to spend the majority of their time getting wasted.

by Urban Hitchhiker January 15, 2006