Norwegian mudflap

When you attempt to defecate into someone’s mouth in -15 weather and it freezes midway, falling, and slapping the other in the face.

I gave Jonas’s mom a Norwegian mudflap and she’s pretty mad about it still.

by Sassyshrimp November 27, 2021

Norwegian Guitar String

When a man is tied down to a bed an someone ties guitar strings around their knob and holds it until they ejaculate.

“Whats your favourite bedroom move?”
“I’d have to say the Norwegian guitar string.”

by poopoopeepee March 1, 2024

Norwegian facepaint

When you shit on your hand and paint your partners body and especially face with the shit.

She had a shit fetish so i gave her a Norwegian facepaint.

by Facepant March 23, 2024

Norwegian Goodbye

When a white person (who thinks they can hold their alcohol) becomes so drunk that they create a text string specifically for jokes pertaining to Trump, covid-19, Kai, travel, coyotes killing Nicole’s dogs, and politics in general.

Oh my God dude, Luxx totally Norwegian Goodbye’d after trying to explain how Biden is the cause for the current rise of inflation; after 3 martinis.

by Dennis is humble. July 17, 2022

Norwegian birthday cake

The act of having a woman lay on her back, while your pelvic region is positioned over her mouth. While she is performing oral sex on you. Force penis down her throat untill gagging, pull out to let her breathe, as she gasps for air,release a fart. She will immedietly inhale the gas you released. Sit back on her chest as she vomits on your penis (hence blowing out the candle)

Timmy gave Betty sue some very rough oral sex and farted in her face which made her blow the candle out at the end (vomit on his penis) he performed the Norwegian birthday cake.

by O'll dirty Joe Lopez January 24, 2026