by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.76.>I, Angel JOse Robles Promise To emerge victorious<.7.9.7.6.>mug. The act of promising something that you know you'll never do.
(Usually avoided by being too tired, or forgetting)
(Usually avoided by being too tired, or forgetting)
Tara:
Hey, if you do this for me...i promise we can have sex tonight!
Me:
Yeah right...its probably a tara promise.
Hey, if you do this for me...i promise we can have sex tonight!
Me:
Yeah right...its probably a tara promise.
by Joshwa7 July 12, 2019
Get the Tara Promisemug. I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me
I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Memug. The final boss of the Elden Ring Shadow of the Erd Tree DLC. The boss was as hard as Radahn’s balls upon release until they (fortunately) nerfed him significantly. Unfortunately this affected the few who did best him pre patch through development of a superiority complex.
by DrYamKnight October 12, 2025
Get the Promised Consort Radahnmug. 
Promiseering is the cynical use of promises to obtain consent or support from a base for a short term course of action that secures a position of leverage for the promiser, with the option of abandoning the promise when the leverage is obtained.
During election campaigns, some politicians may resort to promiseering tactics to secure the vote for themselves.
by a6rax1s March 22, 2024
Get the Promiseeringmug. A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.
by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019
Get the puke promisemug.