New York Pork

when a girl gets a pizza and strokes your penis with it, then you come on the pizza and she has to eat it

im about to give you a new york pork

by newyorkpork November 28, 2017

The New York Englishman

The act of not washing your balls for a month, in order to built a tasty crust over your balls. Then your partner drinks hot water and you proceed to dip your balls inside their mouth in order to create a tasty tea.

Drink some hot water so I can make The New York Englishman with you.

by Moekindo July 9, 2023

new york shovel

When you put a spoon in a girls ass and eat whatever comes out.

girl1: got any new sex ideas?
girl2: have you ever been new york shoveled it feels so good!

by issamemario January 2, 2019

welcome to new york

When your new neighbors help you move in only to case your possessions and rob you later.

I knew something was wrong, all my neighbors walked up to the moving truck to help me, the next day I came back from work to a "Welcome to New York". My front door was wide open and all my stuff was gone...

by Ivory Ocean March 20, 2023

new york napalm

The act of running over another whilst simultaneously excreting upon them. The New York napalm can be improved if the runner has spicy faecal matter, for example having a spicy curry the night before.

"Elaine got a right good New York napalm,you can really tell she has a rash on her chest. Must have been matts vindaloo"

"Dude I know she's wearing a really low top. You can tell what's happened"

by Luke Gooden April 26, 2014

New York Smart

A person who upon moving to New York is suddenly smarter than anyone, but with a smarmy attitude. An elitist.

I tried talking to him but he's New York Smart, so I bitch slapped him.

by necronomicomin December 30, 2011

New York Smiley

When you slice someone's throat in the motion of a smiley face.

"I found out who shot my friend...I gave him a NEW YORK SMILEY!!!"

by Cbox360 May 1, 2010