new york shovel

When you put a spoon in a girls ass and eat whatever comes out.

girl1: got any new sex ideas?
girl2: have you ever been new york shoveled it feels so good!

by issamemario January 2, 2019

Vergen, New York

A town with an abnormally large cow to person ratio.

Chris: Holy Fuck how many cows is that??

Tyler: Who cares its Vergen, New York theres to many to count.

by Rawrsaur April 24, 2011

New York Pork

when a girl gets a pizza and strokes your penis with it, then you come on the pizza and she has to eat it

im about to give you a new york pork

by newyorkpork November 28, 2017

The New York Baptism

When in New York City, while it is raining and you are standing on a corner; a NYC Taxi passes by and splashes water from a large puddle onto you- soaking over 20% of your clothes.

I wasn't sure I was gonna make it in NYC until I received The New York Baptism.

by Toliman April 21, 2018

New York Button

The button in an elevator used to close the doors shut. Although uncommon in the rest of the world, this button is used by New Yorkers because they are assholes.

New Yorker 1: Yo hit the New York button!
New Yorker 2: Fuck ya life, Bing Bong!

by Ernesto Salsa February 26, 2022

New York Smart

A person who upon moving to New York is suddenly smarter than anyone, but with a smarmy attitude. An elitist.

I tried talking to him but he's New York Smart, so I bitch slapped him.

by necronomicomin December 30, 2011

new york napalm

The act of running over another whilst simultaneously excreting upon them. The New York napalm can be improved if the runner has spicy faecal matter, for example having a spicy curry the night before.

"Elaine got a right good New York napalm,you can really tell she has a rash on her chest. Must have been matts vindaloo"

"Dude I know she's wearing a really low top. You can tell what's happened"

by Luke Gooden April 26, 2014