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metrosexual

straight man that looks gay, aka Brian quickshot
Whats a metrosexual? Brian
by Dinkyy September 10, 2007
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Metrosexual

1.A man who is not gay but has a very good fasion sense and knows how to take care of themselves.

2. A fag
Billy looks verry good he is Metrosexual.
by james coder June 11, 2004
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jetrosexual

being bi-sexual and also having a sexual relationship with a cow and or pig.
Hannah is Jetrosexual.
by LU-LU May 13, 2005
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metrosexual

An insecure "pretty boy" who is trying his dambdest to prove his masculinity even though he loves shopping, is trendy, ALWAYS concerned with his appearance, especially his hair and knows more about women than most gay guys. Some may believe a metrosexual is a homsosexual passing himself off as straight or is on the verge of homosexuality.
A metrosexual, in my opinion, lacks masculinity and needs a hormone shot. He may claim he is straight for the time being but, in reality, is probably on the verge of coming out of the closet.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 16, 2008
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Negrosexual

A complement. Means something is done like a black person, since black people are usually good at doing a bunch of stuff.
"That play was negrosexual!"

"That song is so negrosexual."
by Madison Jones February 8, 2009
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metrosexual

A heterosexual male who, displays the feminine qualities of a homosexual. These men are secure with publicly displaying their feminine side, and spend excessive money on their physical appearance.
I find myself a metrosexual for the following reasons:
I (HAVE):
1) Willingly viewed broadway plays
2) Been a member of my Middle School Choir
3) Spent more then $100 in one month on haircare alone
4) Told classmates why their knock-off Coach Purses are fake.
5) could wear nothing but clothes from Abercrombie and not be bored; could spend upwards of $1,500 in Abercrombie per season if the money was there
6) Absolutely no problems with wearing the color purple
by Alexander Bradley December 18, 2003
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Retrosexual

Term used to define a heterosexual male who listens to 1980's Synthpop music that, all though mainstreem at the time, is labelled "gay". A retrosexual is usually a fan of atleast one of the following bands: Duran Duran, Depeche Mode, Thompson Twins, Information Society, Tears For Fears, Culture Club, joy division, new order, etc.Also known to hum the mainstream madonna hits. Excuses for this include too much exposure to MTV at a young age, young mother, older sister, or "good taste in music".
Just because i listen to depeche mode doesn't mean i'm gay. Dude, I'm a retrosexual, ask your sister.
by Djduckie August 31, 2005
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