In the rules for life, the first one is always this: Don't Get Caught. Other rules may vary by location and other factors, but especially in college when numerous activities of questionable legality are occurring rule number one is don't get caught.
Rule number two is frequently Don't Die, unless not dying would interfere with rule number one.
Rule number two is frequently Don't Die, unless not dying would interfere with rule number one.
Jason: Put that pipe away while we're driving through the speed trap, I don't want the cops to see and pull us over.
Sarah: Gotcha, following rule number one.
or, on the outside end of a phone call from jail:
Jason: You broke rule number one!
Sarah: Gotcha, following rule number one.
or, on the outside end of a phone call from jail:
Jason: You broke rule number one!
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2. used when someone asks you for your number
3. used when someone asks you for someone else's number
4. an actual website with the moto "What you need, when you need it". The website has many uses including chat and phone number finder.
2. used when someone asks you for your number
3. used when someone asks you for someone else's number
4. an actual website with the moto "What you need, when you need it". The website has many uses including chat and phone number finder.
1. "just call 1-800-not-a-real-number.com"
2. Dave "Hey girl, what's your number?"
Melissa "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"
3. John "What's Amber's new number?"
Danielle "Why do you need it?"
John "Uhhhh"
Danielle "Why?!?!?! You guys broke up 2 weeks ago!"
John "Blackmail her."
Danielle "No!"
John "Just tell me!!!"
Danielle "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com" (Walks away)
4. Scott "How did you get his number?"
Morgan "I found it on the number finder at 1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"
2. Dave "Hey girl, what's your number?"
Melissa "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"
3. John "What's Amber's new number?"
Danielle "Why do you need it?"
John "Uhhhh"
Danielle "Why?!?!?! You guys broke up 2 weeks ago!"
John "Blackmail her."
Danielle "No!"
John "Just tell me!!!"
Danielle "1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com" (Walks away)
4. Scott "How did you get his number?"
Morgan "I found it on the number finder at 1-800-not-a-real-number-dot-com"
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Smith numbers were named by Albert Wilansky of Lehigh University for his brother-in-law Harold Smith, who noticed the property in his phone number.
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