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Curtis Nelson

Curtis Nelson is a highly important element of the comedy landscape. He is a big joke that thinks he'd know an artist if he was talking to one, because he talks to people who are funnier than him all the time. Anyone is funnier than Curtis Nelson. Curtis Nelson is an awkward burden to carry for anyone who tries.
Hey, go gather something to help me carry this Curtis Nelson, I cant hold on much longer.

Hey, can you gather up a bundle of sticks? Thank you, I know that is a real Curtis Nelson to carry.

Hey, I think theres an evil wizard or a troll over there. Gather up a bunch of Curtis Nelsons and we'll light them on fire, and if he lives, we know that wizard is an artist.
by Light the Magician, on fire. January 25, 2023
mugGet the Curtis Nelsonmug.

Pearl Nelson

It's those unwritten things you learn in nursing school.
She unzipped my pants and performed a "Pearl Nelson". That was the best "Pearl Nelson" ever.
by underagedjoe March 2, 2023
mugGet the Pearl Nelsonmug.

Outdoor Nelson

While camping, smearing freshly warmed shit (which has been heated in a pan, preferably over a fire, then stirred and cooled to the proper temp) on your passed out buddys`face.
Shit, Waynes`passed out. Let`s give him the Outdoor Nelson.
by mr bombo February 27, 2004
mugGet the Outdoor Nelsonmug.

Nelson

The most amazing man God has created . He's the most caring , sweet , kind and lovable person . He is a family oriented , goal oriented and adorable person.
Iloveyou love ❤️ (Nelson)
ーhi mahal
by MikaSalabat August 15, 2021
mugGet the Nelsonmug.

nelson jokes

jokes that are made made almost constantly by a person who just cant be funny for the love of Jesus Crist himself
your not funny at all , all you do is make silly immature jokes that aren't funny just stop using nelson jokes}
by a male woman May 5, 2017
mugGet the nelson jokesmug.

nelson

nelson is gay he like niggas
by savage222222222 December 22, 2017
mugGet the nelsonmug.

Wet Willy Nelson

Licking your finger or fingers and sticking them in someone's butt hole
Dude wtf! why'd you just give me that wet Willy Nelson i was trying to pick up the soap!
by IAmTheBird August 7, 2021
mugGet the Wet Willy Nelsonmug.

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