Noah

A bearded midget who directs movies. Also he tends to laugh like a snake and cheats at the game of Uno.
So I saw this really short bearded guy the other day. He must have been named Noah.
by Kagan Phillip April 17, 2010
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noahed

Verb, the act of posting about poop on another's facebook page.
"I love poop" was posted on my facebook page. I got noahed
by poopfacehacker November 04, 2011
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Noah

Noah is a player that's for sure. He usually goes out with at least 3 girls with in weeks. He thinks he's got the looks that's why he's so up himself. Girls find him attractive but they don't know that he is girlfriend thirsty. Girls fall for him and he plays them as if they are nothing.
The other day Noah said he liked me but then asked out someone else
by IMTHABEST February 28, 2016
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Noah

A tall vegan boy who believes in saving the world through eating peanuts and cucumbers and wears camouflage clothing. He is very strange at first sight but grows on people very quickly. He is easy to talk to and enjoys strange music. He has strange habits and desires such as picking others noses. He occasionally is struck by lightning.
Girl 1: Who's penis is on that girl's shoulder?
Girl 2: Must be a Noah!
by girls who lovez them some noah September 26, 2010
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Noah

Super redneck who has casual sex with opposums
by Shaken April 05, 2016
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Noah

The Funniest guy Around. He is the Best at making Asian and Black Friends. He is the at basketball and is to good for school
Guy 1. Look over there its Noah I so want to be him
Noah. Now you can be and for only $9.99 buy now.
by N.SYKES May 16, 2017
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Noah

Ugly and always annoying and always says he’s joking and is a BAD kid and you should never date a Noah
Noah is so rude
by Savage31 December 28, 2017
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