Ninja 

People with unrealistic martial arts skills that wear black pjs

If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja

If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja

If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja

If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja

If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja

If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.

You get the idea: you are not a ninja

Ninja by Newah August 3, 2021

Ninja 

fortnite streamer that dies of ligma

ninja died of ligma
ok and

Ninja by Nou123456 June 30, 2021

Ninja 

Nigga or male friends.

This ninja is capping.

Ninja by Tititia July 2, 2021

Ninja 

I’m going to start calling girls with great bodies but ugly faces “ninjas” because they always look better with their mask on.

It’s Like the covid version of “butterface”

Undercover ninja #1: Hey, did you see that butterface?

UN #2: she’s too young to be a butterface. She’s a ninja.

UN #1: why a ninja?

UN #2: because we’re in a pandemic and she looks better with her mask on.

Ninja by Rocklawbster December 22, 2021

NINJA 

NINJA - No Income No Job or Assets

I went $300k in debt to get a doctorate in linguistic gender acrobatics and now I'm NINJA.

NINJA by Thrashing Flounder December 23, 2021

Ninja 

A discount N-Word to be racist but not racist

Person 1: “LISTEN HERE NINJA!”
Person 2: “DID U JUST CALL ME A CLASSIFIED!?”
Person 1: “no i said ninja.”
Person 2: “oh ok.”

Ninja by Bingus Fan January 22, 2022

Ninja 

Stealthy asian mfs

When we were in asia we had to watch out for a ninja, they are silent and deadly and asian.

Ninja by donteatpetsman April 12, 2022