napping

The way to politely say you are masturbating over text

Hey I can't hang out with you until I finish "napping"

by WACgolfer March 24, 2017

Napper's High

the feeling of grogginess and confusion after waking up from a nap that lasted anywhere from 20 minutes to 2 1/2 hours. although this can sometimes be considered a bad feeling, the euphoria and feeling of being rejuvenated is invigorating. In the most serious of cases, the napper may even wake up speaking of absurd dreams due to their confused state of being.

Robbie: "Man you're toasted right now, what did you smoke?"
Max: "Nothing I just took a 2-hour nap"
Robbie: "ah napper's high, sounds chill"

by dbratt11 September 26, 2017

Jew napper

A Jewish girl, one who typically naps a lot. Logic dictates this term defines virtually all Jewish girls.

David: "How was the date last night?"
Jordan: "She didn't answer her phone, this morning txted me she was sleeping!"
David: "Another Jew napper."

The bachelorette weekend was a great time. Unfortunately the high density of Jew nappers slowed us down.

by Ben "Shalom" Bernanke October 27, 2011

Fozza Napoli

"Fozza Napoli" is a very popular chorus and song used in the city of Naples in Italy, that express the love for the city's club by the people

We went to the stadium and everybody started saying "Fozza Napoli"

by Rocafire_ November 21, 2021

Napoleon Ice Cream

When two women of european and african ancestry engage is rubbing their vaginas against each other or "scissor". Thus creating the color affect of vanilla and chocolate on either side with strawberry in the middle.

"Dude I was watching this porn and they had these two broads doing the Napoleon Ice Cream. It was so hot."

by thechocolatesideoftheicecream May 27, 2009

napoleon

A man who tried to rule the world by taking over Europe.

by Anonymous January 22, 2007

napoleon

(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person

my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.

by Sexydimma November 21, 2017