muse

A substitution for the word "sex" or "fucking" so parents or anybody else would not know what you are talking about.

girl: So you want to muse tonight?
guy: Yeah, I've been dying to get my thoughts straightened out!

by bluecat June 14, 2007

Musher

A musher is halfway between a slimer and a Vesuvius slimer, retaining the form of the former but having a texture more like the latter. It tends to be large, to maintain its form in an uninterrupted continuum, and to emerge completely within about a second.

I blew a musher into the bowl this morning and it was wrapped around the inside of the bowl before I even knew I'd started shitting.

by Mel Biggs January 30, 2008

MuseLive

Extremley Popular Muse Fansite
Extremley Shite Muse Fansite

Lets all go on MuseLive and be told what to do all the time!!!

by admin May 13, 2005

Muriel's Wedding

Quite possibly the worst film on the face of this earth. Watching said film may cause the viewer to exhibit such symptoms as (but not limited to)

A general feeling of revulsion.

An instant hatred of all things beginning with A and ending with BBA

Violent projectile vomiting

Hatred towards the human race for ever concieving such a hellishly bad idea.

Uncontrollable self-combustion. (Yes, you will burst into flames and die if you watch this movie.)

Viewer: (Watches Muriel's Wedding)
Viewer: What's this strange hateful sensation in my gut?
(And then he explodes in a mess of red chunks.)

by ether75 September 9, 2010

My Muse

Your kind of music that you really like. Pronounced like the "mus" in "music".

-"I heard some punk tonight..."
-"Youdid? Punk is so my muse!"

by Daschy September 19, 2009

muselage

Slippery grape residue at the bottom of wine fermentation tanks.

The fax machine won't work because it's all jammed with muselage!

by djstan January 22, 2009

Mushell Obunny

The first rabbit.

Last Easter, the fearless leader took Mushell Obunny to a vegan restaurant for a fill up. Any other place would have cooked her as the blue state special!

by Rhotundra July 28, 2011