Adjective. Formal wear worn by a woman who is looking to conceal her naked body by wearing only a sport coat, while laying in bed waiting for her partner to join. A Sex Mullet is like a mullet haircut, business on the top, party on the bottom. Could be considered a form of lingerie in business districts or political settings.
I new I was in for a good time when I found my wife wearing a Sex Mullet.
I haven’t been to the gym all week, so I’ll just wear my sexiest Sex Mullet
Found a great sports coat today. It’ll make a great Sex Mullet
I haven’t been to the gym all week, so I’ll just wear my sexiest Sex Mullet
Found a great sports coat today. It’ll make a great Sex Mullet
by Plkellyak May 8, 2018
Get the sex mulletmug. Someone with a mullet who is a piece of shit to everyone and everything, zero respect for piers and will say there way of doing something is better. Mullet cunt
by BLOCKQFLAT8 October 10, 2023
Get the Mullet cuntmug. by benscotticus December 26, 2013
Get the caribbean mulletmug. Any variation of the 3rd generation F body vehicle manufactured by General Motors. These are normally piloted by middle aged white dudes sporting mullets.
by Shootermacgavin January 29, 2018
Get the Mullet machinemug. a abomination of a curse that gives you a mullet. You will know you have the curse when you start speaking a southern redneck accent, you eventually start craving on deer meat, or you start smelling musty. your body will release a smell that repels all women. The only way for the curse to go away is to take a shower, and cut your hair completely.
by Squidward Q. Testicles August 26, 2022
Get the The mullet cursemug. by Soldier309 July 5, 2016
Get the Maria-Mulletmug. Beard, in particular the large, bushy, carefully groomed and shaped beard favoured by hipsters a few years ago. Now unfortunately taking the place of the mullet as the most ridiculed fashion accessory.
by Blak Hoody November 29, 2017
Get the Chin-mulletmug.