Double Monking

When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats

“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”

by Lilac Petal July 22, 2022

Elon Musking

A phrase to describe the process of ripping ass loudly in a room to draw attention to oneself, especially if it results in someone vomiting.

"Fuck, Jeremy was just Elon Musking in there because nobody laughed at his joke. I think I'm gonna be sick"

by Fartmaster2277 August 2, 2024

Elon Musking

To gain a significant following by putting on a character only to be revealed as a fraud later on, usually by painting yourself as a smart inventor, or by calling your company tesla and do exactly what Thomas Edison did to Nikola Tesla by stealing the inventions of your engineers

Dude, I was going to try Elon Musking that board room, but the head engineer is there, you think he'll call me out?
Nah man, He Elon Musked His way to his position too.

by TakingitDowntoBrownTown February 14, 2024

The Mockingbird Clause

Grants anyone the ability to use the n-word as long as the person saying it was quoting a sentence which uses the n-word. Based on the book "To Kill a Mockingbird" in which the n-word would be quoted by any student reading the book to the class and not necessarily used in a hateful manner. This also applies to singing songs.

Student: Teacher! He said a bad word!

Teacher: He was just reading the book, why would I punish him? The Mockingbird Clause absolves him of any wrongdoing.

by Rob98000 July 8, 2024

Incomplete Fragrance Masking

Incomplete fragrance masking (IFM): The failed attempt at using a perceived better smelling fragrance to hide a less desirable odor.

For example, the girl sitting next to me in the computer lab used a bean burrito to hide the pungent smell of her perfume. I think that was her intent anyway. You just can't tell with Incomplete Fragrance Masking.

by Beefychunks November 6, 2009

To Kill A Mockingbird

A tomboy and her older brother discover what the world is actually like when some lazy, entitled loser ruins a guy's life by framing him for raping and beating his daughter, and the poor guy is found guilty despite their father completely proving that there's no way he could have committed the crime. Then, they learn a valuable lesson about never judging a book by its cover when a mysterious recluse suddenly appears and saves their lives when they are attacked by the aforementioned loser.

Apart from a lot of filler, that is the whole story of To Kill a Mockingbird. One of the most legendary books of all time.

RIP Harper Lee

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 1, 2021

To Kill A Mockingbird

Completely goofy book. Goofy ahh goofy book. It’s nice to read whenever you don’t have to write 30 annotations on it. I cannot focus and I want to preform a lobotomy on myself all because of To Kill A Mockingbird.

Atticus Finch is hot, though, so.

To kill a mockingbird makes me want to kill myself

by Deez1457899 August 5, 2022