Charts Monkey

1.Someone who is unable to make their own decisions, so has to listen to the charts for their music.
2.Someone who is so boring they only listen to chart music.

That girl over their has the personality of sandpaper, I bet she's a Charts Monkey.

by Rocky Dildoa December 5, 2018

bowel monkey

a monkey that dwells in one's bowel

*rumbling stomach* "keep quiet bowel monkey!"

by Decky1 February 10, 2012

psycho monkey

Someone who has become uncivilized in their manners, paired with being crazy.

Cecilia, you are a psycho monkey.

by kalpalpadt July 18, 2018

Cage Monkey

A system administrator who works in a datacenter.

The server is down but the cage monkeys are banging on stuff, so it should be back up soon.

by AjiraKimberly April 1, 2009

refresh monkey

Someone who visits a regularly updated website and uses their browser's refresh capability frequently in an effort to view the updated content as soon as possible after it is posted. This especially applies to sites where the updated content includes a feature such as a message board where fans of the site try to get bragging rights by making the first post (aka fipo or fpotd).

You generally have to wade through several "first post" attempts from refresh monkeys before you get to the first real discussion.

by mwalimu March 20, 2008

HTML monkey

Someone who does the content maintenance for a web site that could technically be performed by a monkey with a typewriter -- the HTML work nobody wants to do, usually entry-level, dues-paying work in the web world.

But... Joe's the HTML Monkey! If you lay him off, who's going to do the content updates? None of the developers want to do it, it's beneath them!

by SS January 22, 2004

Slut Monkey

A slut who jumps from dick to dick like a monkey jumps to branches.

Damn, that slut monkey gave my WHOLE fuckin' crew AIDS. Shiiieet.

by Persian Batman May 4, 2003