1. Someone who tweets more than a tweet whore. A tweet monkey tweets every few seconds, and they usually type very fast with bad spelling and grammar.
2. A monkey that tweets.
2. A monkey that tweets.
Leonard- Bill, you tweet so much, you're not even a tweet whore.
Bill- So what am I, if you're so smart?
Leonard- A tweet monkey
Leonard- I just bought a tweet monkey from the zoo.
Bill- Orly?
Bill- So what am I, if you're so smart?
Leonard- A tweet monkey
Leonard- I just bought a tweet monkey from the zoo.
Bill- Orly?
by fatherhoey September 23, 2009
an extreme fan of mma fighter mayhem miller, usually addressed by an official monkey number, which i don't have yet!
by scottishchihuahua888 January 13, 2011
Wallahi, one more move and I'll turn you into monkey soup.
Allie fam that guys a monkey, and about to become monkey soup.
Allie fam that guys a monkey, and about to become monkey soup.
by yeahyeahitshim March 20, 2021
by mike headmon January 04, 2009
Someone who visits a regularly updated website and uses their browser's refresh capability frequently in an effort to view the updated content as soon as possible after it is posted. This especially applies to sites where the updated content includes a feature such as a message board where fans of the site try to get bragging rights by making the first post (aka fipo or fpotd).
You generally have to wade through several "first post" attempts from refresh monkeys before you get to the first real discussion.
by mwalimu March 20, 2008
Someone who does the content maintenance for a web site that could technically be performed by a monkey with a typewriter -- the HTML work nobody wants to do, usually entry-level, dues-paying work in the web world.
But... Joe's the HTML Monkey! If you lay him off, who's going to do the content updates? None of the developers want to do it, it's beneath them!
by SS January 22, 2004
by Persian Batman May 04, 2003