Tweet Monkey

1. Someone who tweets more than a tweet whore. A tweet monkey tweets every few seconds, and they usually type very fast with bad spelling and grammar.
2. A monkey that tweets.
Leonard- Bill, you tweet so much, you're not even a tweet whore.
Bill- So what am I, if you're so smart?
Leonard- A tweet monkey

Leonard- I just bought a tweet monkey from the zoo.
Bill- Orly?
by fatherhoey September 23, 2009
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chutter monkey

this little chutter monkey needs to get the hell back
by mike headmon January 04, 2009
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mayhem monkey

an extreme fan of mma fighter mayhem miller, usually addressed by an official monkey number, which i don't have yet!
omg its Mayhem Miller

Are you a Mayhem Monkey too

hells yeah !!
by scottishchihuahua888 January 13, 2011
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monkey soup

yeah its just as it sounds, monkey that's turned into soup, people use this as an insult as well.
Wallahi, one more move and I'll turn you into monkey soup.
Allie fam that guys a monkey, and about to become monkey soup.
by yeahyeahitshim March 20, 2021
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refresh monkey

Someone who visits a regularly updated website and uses their browser's refresh capability frequently in an effort to view the updated content as soon as possible after it is posted. This especially applies to sites where the updated content includes a feature such as a message board where fans of the site try to get bragging rights by making the first post (aka fipo or fpotd).
You generally have to wade through several "first post" attempts from refresh monkeys before you get to the first real discussion.
by mwalimu March 20, 2008
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HTML monkey

Someone who does the content maintenance for a web site that could technically be performed by a monkey with a typewriter -- the HTML work nobody wants to do, usually entry-level, dues-paying work in the web world.
But... Joe's the HTML Monkey! If you lay him off, who's going to do the content updates? None of the developers want to do it, it's beneath them!
by SS January 22, 2004
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Slut Monkey

A slut who jumps from dick to dick like a monkey jumps to branches.
Damn, that slut monkey gave my WHOLE fuckin' crew AIDS. Shiiieet.
by Persian Batman May 04, 2003
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