moist Gary

A complete joke of a human. One who has a I.Q. just north of 25.More than likely this person was inbred.This person often shits themselves in public, but not out of lack of self control, but because they are sick and enjoy the feeling and the stench. Always have bad hygeine.

Jesus look at that retarded homeless man in the gutter he's such a moist Gary.

by Jesse December 1, 2003

Moist

An object, person, sense of style, charisma, or aura that is appealing to the eye. Something that is the most epic and pleasurable thing to look at.

"Bro you look so fucking moist right now"
"Your shoes are moist as fuck"
"Damn son look at her ass, shes so fucking moist"

by tana1285 September 2, 2013

Moist

A very sexual sounding word, often used to point out an unintentional sexual statement, that just doesn't fit with 'Thats what SHE said!"

English Teacher: "Bare lists of words are found suggestive to an imaginative and excited mind." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Student: (whispered to friend) Moist!

by Desperate-X-Endeavor December 15, 2009

moist boy

An obnoxious Twitter user, usually a young man of the NEET variety, usually racist. Alternately "wet gent" or "damp chap."

I trolled Richard Spencer and now my mentions are full of moist boys.

by Sue Don M. April 3, 2017

Moist

Also used as "moisture".

The new meaning of "fresh". May be used in any which way or form you like, but most commonly defined as "fresh".

Did ya see him? Yeah, he was quite moist :)
That is sooooo moist.
They got that moisture ;)

by Class of Aces SoCal January 13, 2011

screaming moist

slang; meaning explosive or bad diarrhea

Bob: awwwww man after Taco Bell last night I was stuck all morning with the screaming moist.
Bill: doooood thats brutal.

by riley_532 October 18, 2007

Moist Pound Cake

A term used to describe a horny Pussy.

MOIST pussy
POUND pussy
CAKE pussy

Did u hit that moist pound cake?

by UmuHitDatFoSho April 21, 2010