Moisture Spine

Politically correct way to say Wet back

That guy swam the Rio Grande and is an illegal Moisture Spine.

by americanpride in nd October 29, 2010

Moist Todd

A name for a friend or acquaintance that always backs out on plans due to inclement weather.

Is Balthazar still joining us for dinner?

No, he said it's raining to harshly.

Jesus, he can be such a moist todd!

by capnnarcolepsy April 9, 2011

Moistgevity

(moist-jev-ity) Adj. The amount of time in which something or someone stays moist.

Man that cookie has great moistgevity. Or, Damn we had sex all night, I cannot believe the moistgevity of that woman.

by Tear&Share July 17, 2011

Moist Gremlin

When you eat a twinkie out of someones butthole

Jarret and Nick where so drunk they decided to get naked and give eachother moist gremlins

by ShishuJohnny September 29, 2012

Moianties

When a females underwear become moist

Dude she had some Moianties after we dry humped for a few minutes!

by bdubayew December 19, 2012

Moistache

The act of ejaculating on a sexual partners upper lip after felatio in a mustache like fashion.

Kayleigh said she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a moistache.

by Sarkyninja August 29, 2013

moist gutter

A particularly messy woman's vagina. Usually as a result of a large gangbang or orgy.

i turned up late the other day and was at the back of the queue. By the time it was my turn it was a moist gutter.

by coitus queen October 27, 2015