Anus Master

One who has mastered all things relating to the anus. Usually pertaining to one who knows how to stretch the anus to extreme limits.

"Dude, did you hear about Gary?"
"No, what happened?"
"He's a fifth degree anus master bro!"
"Holy shit!"

by TRAPSTAR550 March 26, 2010

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beast master of disaster

Literally, one who is experienced in excelling, especially in situations concerning catastrophes. However, this term is often used sarcastically, when the person described has actually performed a negatively noteworthy action.

Tiffany: "So Thomas Jefferson had a prostitute he took around in a carriage."
Stephen: "Beast master of disaster..."
Tiffany: "What did you say???"
Justin: "Dieu, mistakes were made."

by otm_mas October 12, 2011

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Sassy sass master

GERARD WAY

Peasant: who is the sassy sass master

Frank Iero: Gerard Way you peasant.

by Gerard is sassier than you August 5, 2017

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master jurd

a retort used to describe a mongrel of a bloke.

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an expression used by one gay man to call out to another gay man

A man is walking down the street, he sees a hot guy and calls out "master jurd".

by Uncy Bizz January 5, 2008

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Finger Blaster Master

A person who is known for being really good at finger blasting. Also this title can be given if a person finger blasts excessively.

Larry: "So last week, I finger blasted Leah, Latiffa and some other girl at the theater. I got Leah so bad, she nearly punched me in the face when she climaxed.

Raul: "Wow dude you really are the FINGER BLASTER MASTER"
Larry: "I know dude!!!"

by Ronaldanogo November 12, 2010

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