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Smooth Melasma

Smooth melasma is when the skin on your face or body is extremely discolored and damaged due to sun damage or autoimmune imbalances, including PCOS, endometriosis, and hypothyroidism, which are contributing factors as to why the discolored skin keeps getting darker in color and becoming smoother over time but is still discolored and darker than your original skin tone in appearance.
Smooth Melasma is a skin condition that keeps coming and going only to leave people with discoloration, uneven skin tone, and smooth, textured melasma. It's extremely frustrating and causes people to slip into deep depression; it's their lives and their mental well-being.
by Desert flower May 19, 2024
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Feacal Midas

A feacal Midas is someone who everything they touch, turns to shit.

They ruin absolutely anything they have any involvement in.
Donald Trump is fuckin' Feacal Midas, casinos, university, charity, businesses, the United fuckin' states of America. Anything he touches turns to shit.
by Fck da tangerine wankpuffin January 24, 2026
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Shit-Midas

After the mythological Greek King Midas, whose touch turned things into pure gold: Someone whose actions create trouble, misery, chaos, fear, and cruelty. (Coined 3 June 2025 by a California nurse.)
Those tariffs; the illegal deportations; those attacks on law firms and universities; the depredations of Elon Musk and DOGE; the slashing of congressionally approved funding; the mass firings--that Trump is a total shit-Midas.
by Reglet June 4, 2025
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kinantot ng malas

when you get fucked by fate
when you get fucked by life
Siya ay kinantot ng malas nang siya'y makatapak ng tae.
by yayeyiyoyu November 27, 2018
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Isla's and Mila's bubbler

GYATT! These two girls have juicy gyatts but there stomachs are so obese that they cause tsunamis when they jump in the pool. Stay safe kids!
"Jeez! Today my mum died when Isla's and Mila's bubbler dipped her foot in the pool! The water smashed her head off!"
by GUY@ August 18, 2024
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