The scariest creature you will ever meet. He stalks the hallways and makes loud quacking sounds. His eyes bleed and smear on his victim's pants.
by dontdodrugsjustlickthings June 7, 2018
Get the Spooky Midgetmug. The definition of a short and extremely stupid human being. Because of their small build, their minds are not as strong as those of normal human beings, making them super dumb. Of course, stupidity is not their only feature, they are known for their unbelievable height. How short they are is what I mean. It;s like you take a Hobbit and subtract the height of a giant from it. Negative.
by lohyehmohyeh1345769 June 14, 2018
Get the mini-midgetmug. When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.
... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash.
by 5533X3 November 16, 2020
Get the Midget Splashmug. A pungent, distinct stench from a person under average height due to their sweat glands being improper size for their body, often perceived negatively by olfactory senses.
by Cass Money March 16, 2009
Get the midget muskmug. 
by liza liza liza June 4, 2005
Get the midget pornmug. by Bambino May 6, 2006
Get the midgets arsemug.