miami zaq mode

dick long. money longer. your bitch bad? my bitch awful. a state of mind and being.

John balled the fuck out last night. Bro went miami zaq mode.

by senorfishy June 15, 2024

Young Miami Hittas

Y.M.H is a Gang based in Miami Dade mostly Young people who are gangsters.

Big YOUNG MIAMI HITTAS SHI

by Shersher19 January 26, 2024

Miami Espresso

When espresso is poured over a marshmallow to mimic a Cuban Espresso.

Also known as the Miami Espresso, Florida Cuban Coffee, a Café Balsero or Castro’s Gator Meth

That barista girl wouldn’t serve me a Miami Espresso cuz I ain’t had no shoes on, well, that and I gave her and her mom the clap last Tuesday

by Mt.Uranus April 11, 2025

Miami chimney

When you blow dank smoke into a women's vagina, and inhale shotgunit after she queefs.

Jazmin wanted a Miami chimney, so she sent Eric to by a Dime Bag.

by Tommy Costello May 20, 2016

Miami Dick

The reason women go down to Miami...The chronicles of what hangs in the trunks those beautiful bronze Cuban, Dominican, and Puerto Rican men in South Beach. Carried by guys like Tony Profane, Karlo Karrera, and Bruno Dickemz. The reason why BangBros is located in Miami. The original Vacation Dick.

We’re going to Miami this weekend, Mama needs some Miami Dick.

by Msginaaa April 24, 2021

Miami Fried Dough

First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.

A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.

B: No way dude!

A: He crisped up good

by DingleHopper August 30, 2013

Miami Math

The uncanny arithmetic of life in Miami: finding yourself in the right place at the wrong time, or the wrong place at the right time, where luck, chaos, and destiny are always working the same equation.

Miami Math is ending up at a party you weren’t invited to, and meeting someone who changes your life.

by G2evera August 11, 2025