R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe, when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it, perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.

I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024

Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

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Person 343: Younger than me=dead, My age=befuddled, and Older than me=Abuser.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Kyle Nunes Medeiros

Pulling a Kyle Nunes Medeiros is similar to catching a legendary pokemon, Typically people in Toronto say this when an attractive man starts dating an attractive woman.

Bro your girl is a 10/10 you pulled a Kyle Nunes Medeiros!

by kyle1ca March 1, 2026

Mr. Marden

some random black dude that speaks english with a very strong french accent, and appears out of nowhere when you break a rule. If you break a rule in front of him he drags you to the shadow realm.

"Dude this is so shit"
Mr. Marden: "What did you just say? I'm banishing you to the shadow realm."
"NOOOOOOOOOO"

by bmards May 7, 2024

least said, soonest mended

a difficult situation will be resolved more quickly if there is no more discussion of it.

"It's best to follow the advice of 'least said, soonest mended' and not rehash the same disagreements we've been over multiple times. Let's focus on finding a constructive solution rather than dwelling on past mistakes."

by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025

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