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Meatan

A lion is a meatan
by gabexe12344 March 30, 2024
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Majabi

She is just HERSELF. She does not care about who is watching her or who is judging. She is a great friend. But don't be fooled by the outgoing and friendly personality, she is dangerously cruel if you get on her bad side. Remember she does not listen to you even if you are a very dear friend she zones out naturally.
A little description of my dear friend<3
Oh my god she is soooo beautiful.... she must be Majabi.
by _.B._ March 30, 2024
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Majah

Majah has the smallest penis. He's the type of person to play with balls. He sucks the teacher for good grades. He likes arch picks and will get aggressive if you don't send him any.
Is that Majah, I fuckin hate that nigga
by Potopus April 27, 2024
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Meatard

Meat + Retard
Insult for meat-lovers who are aggressive & obnoxious about it.

Meat eating is an egosyntonic behavior for meatards & sometimes simultaneously egodystonic.
They have redeeming qualities but their bad traits are complacency, conformity, hedonism, resistance to change, tribalism, combativeness, proneness to psychological reactance, “do-gooder derogation” & defensiveness in response to anticipated or perceived criticism

Meatards resentfully offend the mere presence of a vegan & often won’t take kindly to a vegetarian/pescetarian either. Meatards may adopt feelings of hate or superiority towards these groups to cope with perceived/anticipated moral reproach.

Immature & spiteful behavior is common: like eating twice as much meat as usual to spite people who argue collective meat-reduction would be beneficial.

Meatards act defensive, dismissive, condescending, discouraging, hostile or stand offish if one simply mentions a commitment to meat-abstaining or just intention to limit intake. A major uniting behavior of nearly all meatards is attempts to discourage or devalue these people w/ specific fallacies like; nirvana fallacy, false attribution, falsedichotomy, falseauthority, appeal to authority, appeal to futility, appeal to ridicule, appeal to nature, appeal to tradition, argumentum ad populum, inflation of conflict, slippery slope, kettle logic, circular reasoning, nut/cherry picking, moving goal post, argument from anecdote, ad hominem & invincible ignorance
Jess: “Why is Mark screaming his head off at Dustin about how lions live life?”

Carlos: “Just ignore mark he’s a total meatard and he thinks Dustin’s veganism is a personal attack.”

Jess: “Hmm that reminds me of Piers Morgan.”
by CraptacularCraptastic December 5, 2024
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Meatanized

Patronized through penis inclinations.
My boyfriend wants to get laid but he spent all day meatanizing me.

I don’t want to be meatanized.
by T Eff February 2, 2026
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Meatanized

The act of patronizing through penis inclinations.
My boyfriend wants to get laid but spent all day meatanizing me.

I don’t want to be Meatanized.
by T Eff February 2, 2026
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Meatard

People who are aggressive vegans that Enjoy getting offended at people who enjoy Eating Meat, meat products or produce of animals
Susan just won't shut up about being vegan, she turns here nose up every time some even smells slightly like Ham, She's such a Meatard
by mrpjspencer June 24, 2025
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