A bullshit organization who claims to be working to protect the sanctity of marriage but in reality all they do is work to make sure LGBT people are denied all possible rights and continue to be treated as second-class citizens, and go after any and all groups/individuals/companies who voice support for gay rights/marriage to try and convert them to their bullshit beliefs.
The National Organization for Marriage should really rename themselves the National Organization for Fascism, because really that's what they're trying to accomplish.
by GaaraoftheDamned April 11, 2013
The kind of 'marriage' defined by Emperor Nero when he chopped off the parts of a male slave in Ancient Rome; this kind of marriage goes against fundamental biology as it's not possible for a male and another male to reproduce. It was coined by the light blue blog when he had the "marriage equality" issue forced down his throat. He not only argued against it on the level that Kirk Cameron did but also on a scientific level.
This is a term that falls on par to the remark of fag 'marriage' as this one takes it one step further, as the donut puncher engaging in the mockery when they had the pride flag raised in a way that mocks the Marines in World War II. You really want to piss them off, call it Marriage Blasphemy. The light blue blog has the entry known as "Nero defined marriage" as a King James Only Church had a cartoon of two men at the altar.
by illinoishorrorman February 06, 2018
Is a trend in which the marriage between a white couple is often female led and encourages serving and satisfying the wife with usually the addition of a third partner generally black and well-endowed for her pleasure.
by SissSas December 11, 2018
by dhfhds May 13, 2011
Better Marriage Blanket is the stupidest real thing you will see.
YouTube it and you will see it is made to absorb farts while sleeping with significant other.
YouTube it and you will see it is made to absorb farts while sleeping with significant other.
John: (Faaaaaarrrrrrrrrtttttttttt)
Mary: it would smell if we didnt have the better marriage blanket
Mary: it would smell if we didnt have the better marriage blanket
by Werd backwards Is me! September 09, 2010
Frank works like a dog, travels 95% of the time and has tons of dough. His wife Marisa could care less as long as she can spend it! No love in that 7 eleven marriage!!
by blankford July 07, 2012
Similar to Gay Marriage, but I wanted mine to be seen first.
1. A process of two homosexuals marrying each other.
2. Something that's really no one's business
3. to all those who say "Marriage is to create children", umm...not every couple has children, and what, should a sterile man or barren woman not be allowed to marry?
1. A process of two homosexuals marrying each other.
2. Something that's really no one's business
3. to all those who say "Marriage is to create children", umm...not every couple has children, and what, should a sterile man or barren woman not be allowed to marry?
by Stacey March 02, 2004